And your coach is in the final four, but even you think he’s an ass, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I got that confused in my head as Michael Clayton and was like, what now? 😂

Furie, Punch Drunk Love, John Wick Chapter 4

Last couple weeks have been a lot. Not a ton of time for movies. All 3 movies have people breaking stuff. #letterboxdfriday #lastthreewatched

if I were on Artemis II I would simply not come back

Well now we know what happens when the Dow drops below 50,000

Wait what? I assumed it was a left wing pac. Does that mean they’re scared of Cavanaugh, because honestly I think his odds are only 50/50.

In before everyone else: Connections today was fucking great. Very fun.

Connections
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Wordle 1,746 3/6 😎

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Hundreds of Beavers title card

Read my lips you drunk. If you want to marry my daughter, you can’t! Unless you bring me…

In the list of "things that are better/worse on Macs than Windows":
CTRL > CMD. It's more ergonomic.

This is correct. There used to be a plugin called LookOut that was brilliant. Microsoft bought it and killed it.

Why is the SEC so bad at basketball and football?

I didn’t pay to see it.

3 seconds later it got pushed off a bridge by a garbage truck.

Have they not met you?

It’s wedged between the wall and the toilet. The sink is right on the other side of the toilet though.

Happens to all of us

Can you just find me someone like AOC mixed with Elizabeth Warren, but way more to the left?

And I can't wait to stay up until midnight a week from now to watch them lose. That'll be great.

Technically speaking the Jays lasted longer this season than the Huskers...

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Nebraska during the last 2 minutes of the game.

He said with a rye smile.

Did you only put $4 into your $5 pool?

Personally, I think it's important that children be taught about all the early Saddle Creek bands. Not just Cursive, but Bright Eyes, The Faint, Rilo Kiley, and even The Good Life. Hear hear!

Half star reviews of my letterboxd top 4 📽️

That just makes it better.

Happy T-mobile/mlb tv day to all those who celebrate

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“Airbase for the airdomes coming in to the Nigerian Space Zombies” or whatever 😂