Funniest thing in Turn-A Gundam so far is a bunch of dudes from Louisiana finding some Zaku Ils and thinking that they're the tightest shit in the world.

Person holding an antique flare gun "it's old. But it still bark!! 💥"

Just listened to the most recent Animal Collective album again, and I think Iike it even more than when it first came out.

being on mushrooms and seeing this 73 year old man walk on stage with a surfboard guitar to a screaming crowd of 20 year olds was the exact opposite of how everything in the world has felt lately

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

...Out of a cannon, into the sun.

If you can't make it to Albany in NY state politics, you might as well aim for Albania.

I am proud to be wearing a flag pin that says "No Nuclear Apocalypse" right now.

“The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me.”

While Christ’s left-wing woke messaging no doubt endeared him to his terminally online Bluesky disciples, it also helped to make him a weak general election Messiah.

Everyone loves NASA missions so much. It’s not just because it’s space travel it’s because there is a sense that we are doing something collectively that isn’t purely evil vs. 20 exploding SpaceX rockets that dump garbage in poor Texas communities and low orbit that everyone forgets an hour later.

The rush to puff up Anthropic because everyone realized OpenAI was too publicly embarrassing without realizing that Anthropic is also embarrassing has been so funny to watch man.

Chinga la migra, friends!

(Old friend introduced me to that just yesterday, to my great delight.)

Namekian (he's black)

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"

your grandparents voting for reagan

I've said it before, but this kind of journalism only made sense in an era where it was important to document what powerful people said because people might not be able to find it any other way

Now? If you're not fact-checking or contextualizing comments like this, you are just doing free PR

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

@saltwatermp3 I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you

sunday innit

Paused MAD MEN while Ted Chaough’s partner was in the hospital and the HBO Max interstitial ad made it look like his dying wish was for a Whopper.

Let's bump those numbers up.

Press release: Originally a song by none other than Johnny Cash, "Hurt" is a dark and gritty song later emphasized again by Nine Inch Nails.

Open the schools!

I cannot stress enough the amount of psychic damage every developer is taking on a daily basis.

Even when you don't get laid off, you don't think "I'm safe" you think "yet."

No one has security, no one knows how to plan their career. It feels awful.

Ahhh. Drifting Classroom, but about American suburbia.

I don't think I've ever seen an OP for Dirty Pair that isn't a banger.

Though SO to Ilhan Omar, who is apparently the first woman who is simultaneously the Governor, AG, and congressperson of her state.

I like the implication in RE9 that Leon found out he was dying of a mysterious disease and immediately bought a new Porsche to cope.

i bet it all on "will the strait of hormuz open by april" on polymarket. desperate, i launch a solo mission to open the strait. piloting a boat down the persian gulf, i immediately get blown up by a mine and die. "first person to get blown up by a mine in the strait of hormuz" pays out on march 31st