Poor dog.

You must have flipped her EIGHT times!

Get thyself to Claire and Carl's in Plattsburgh

Laughs in NH

It's the same message, not sure if it's the same sign

He's not supposed to get grease on his hat

Hahaha... As if they can be shamed.

Laughs in NHL.

There was a restaurant in Portsmouth, NH called Molly Malones (now closed)... that had the most amazing and perfectly crafted corn beef hash ever placed in front of me. I last had it in 1996. and the dozens and dozens of subsequent corn beef hashes I've consumed have never lived up to Molly's.

One egg is 40 eggs?

Pack your deodorant I got you for Chrisssmas....

If they ban me from the park for yelling at Mookie I'll walk backwards into helll

Ok. I'm sold. You should get a sales commission. Ha

Awesome job. We were laughing with tears.

Recipe link? This is violence to not share the link

@sentimentbot.bsky.social So how am I doing?

You are fucking embarrassing

Milkshakes can be dip for fries. That's what my tombstone will say

Rumor is he's at Sugarbush

Someone forgot the tan suit

This is my dog, Echo. She is the best.

Medial

Because the shit hasnt rolled downhill to them yet. Unfortunately when it does, they'll be easily persuaded it's someone else's fault.

He's breaking the law, you fucking nerds.

About fucking time. Go Schatz!

As a Yankee fan I can clearly, succinctly and unequivocally declare Austin is a fucking clown.

How about you do something about it, you fucking idiot

Do something besides this, you fucking do nothing.

Christ on a cracker what the fuck is wrong with you guys?