Boom

Fairfax is why.

If you're watching Virginia, watch Fairfax County. Not even a third of the vote has been counted there but they are a massivr block of yes votes. No is in trouble.

God bless Nolan McLean day

Do not under any circumstances give the far right the narrstive that they are the adults in the room. They should be embarassed. They are acting like children.

That outfield grass looks plush

MLB has a human trafficking problem and the scumbags grooming South/Central American kids into baseball players are threatening their families at home to rig bets.

Journalists need to be asking Palantir tough questions such as "hey can i talk to you in the kitchen for a second" and, "what the fuck is wrong woth you."

Baseball card with EGG taking the field. EGG. EGG. EGG.

I would like to donate this bit of baseball lore to the trans community.

They will know what to do with it.

I also have it on good authority that all independent booksellers are extremely attractive.

And apparently it's going to be a permanent fixture on their menu going forward, which -- I mean, yeah, absolutely. It really is that good.

The pickle pizza was incredible. Completely exceeded my expectations and I will absolutely be buying it again. 10/10, truly delicious.

Tennis names are starting to rival baseball names

Disney can't protect their trademark on turning 400 million dollars into the most lifeless, non-threatening product imaginable unless they take immediate legal action against the New York Mets.

The key take away from The Art of War is that going to war sucks and is the final failure state of international politics.

8s it literally, unironically, this?

We are who we pretend to be.

Abolishing prisons means Trump will never see the inside of one and it's still worth it and good.

Cynicism is not immune to naivety.

It should be cool as hell to tell the Pope he don't know dick about Jesus but somehow JD Vance makes it embarassing

At what point should I start wondering if this is just an unchecked gambling addiction

This is criminal.

I don't know how ICE is going to handle soccer fans when they've already proven they can't handle a single woman making a three point turn.

You should use a condom at the glory hole, honestly.

Barack "Who Insane" Obama

I just need your help in here with something in the kitchen won't take a minute

That's great, yeah, hey can you help me with something in the kitchen real quick?

Its not ideal

Sounds like a scumbag

Its fun for me when scumbags rip on other scumbags because thats when you know that on top of everything else theyre just boring, annoying people.

I've known Moby was shit since Eminem dissed him in Without Me