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Posts by dylan

aw <3

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honestly what an honor it is to have a small creature that wants to be near you all the time

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women in stem*

(*I’m currently unclogging my shower drain)

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I appreciate the guy I matched with on Tinder back in December that I went on *one* date with - did not even hug or ever hang out with again - but we have maintained a relationship of sending the most vile memes/videos to each other on Instagram

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I’m tired of this grandpa, etc etc

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my eyelids are sweating, time to turn on the ac

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omg thank you River 🫶✨

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what ISNT stopping me

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I wanna stress-play the sims so bad lol

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why are all of my tax ladies named Susan

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I see what you did there

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I yearn for the mines (sleep)

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my dad and I may not agree on much, BUT I did get him to watch wicked with me when I was visiting, and we both agreed ariana grande should’ve won an award for her performance, so that’s somethin

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how did I live without beignets before

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it feels so good to be horizontal

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feelin like I’m waiting for my husband to return from war (at baggage claim)

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well I dropped my coat on the airport bathroom floor, please send me your thoughts and prayers at this time

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it’s a really fun one

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I’m soooooo talented at breaking my nails while doing absolutely nothing

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I have many regrets (I need to be up for my flight in less than 5 hours and I haven’t packed anything 🙂)

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my life was so different 6 months ago and that still makes me sad

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oh my goodness this makes me so happy

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I wish I could eat poke bowls every day

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I stand by my assertion that Sinners on Broadway would do looooooong-run numbers. A fixture, a steady on the street, like Book of Mormon, Hamilton, Chicago

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lil cat snores have to be in the top ten of best sounds ever in the whole world

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thanks for letting the people know

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I have had shakespearean levels of yearning for ethiopian food for dayyyys now

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it only took 4 months but I’m starting to feel like myself again, so that’s neat

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gnawing at my enclosure from the thought of going to new orleans sooooooon

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there’s protein in there somewhere

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