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Posts by dylan
honestly what an honor it is to have a small creature that wants to be near you all the time
women in stem*
(*I’m currently unclogging my shower drain)
I appreciate the guy I matched with on Tinder back in December that I went on *one* date with - did not even hug or ever hang out with again - but we have maintained a relationship of sending the most vile memes/videos to each other on Instagram
I’m tired of this grandpa, etc etc
my eyelids are sweating, time to turn on the ac
omg thank you River 🫶✨
what ISNT stopping me
I wanna stress-play the sims so bad lol
why are all of my tax ladies named Susan
I see what you did there
I yearn for the mines (sleep)
my dad and I may not agree on much, BUT I did get him to watch wicked with me when I was visiting, and we both agreed ariana grande should’ve won an award for her performance, so that’s somethin
how did I live without beignets before
it feels so good to be horizontal
feelin like I’m waiting for my husband to return from war (at baggage claim)
well I dropped my coat on the airport bathroom floor, please send me your thoughts and prayers at this time
it’s a really fun one
I’m soooooo talented at breaking my nails while doing absolutely nothing
I have many regrets (I need to be up for my flight in less than 5 hours and I haven’t packed anything 🙂)
my life was so different 6 months ago and that still makes me sad
oh my goodness this makes me so happy
I wish I could eat poke bowls every day
I stand by my assertion that Sinners on Broadway would do looooooong-run numbers. A fixture, a steady on the street, like Book of Mormon, Hamilton, Chicago
lil cat snores have to be in the top ten of best sounds ever in the whole world
thanks for letting the people know
I have had shakespearean levels of yearning for ethiopian food for dayyyys now
it only took 4 months but I’m starting to feel like myself again, so that’s neat
gnawing at my enclosure from the thought of going to new orleans sooooooon
there’s protein in there somewhere