me and three friends banding together to create the most dogshit midi file version of all star by smash mouth to grace the ears of every limsa afker

Him discreetly inviting you to his house for a candlelight dinner unprompted to tell you about how much he'd like to join you on your adventures is enough for me to know that this man's ultimate dream is to wear horrible tourist fashion and drink overpriced margaritas all day. RIP Aymeric

To be honest when I first played HW I kind of got the impression that he really wanted to install a non-Aymerican government because he'd kill two birds with one stone (preventing nepotism in a burgeoning democracy and having no one to stop him from going on his two year no-contact Tural vacation)

A 30 minutes drawing, 20 of which were spent on getting that effect right 😂
#ffxiv

when the new expac gets revealed on friday and people who constantly shit on wuk lamat can't put blame on her for everything anymore

Emet-Selch holding his cutscene gun text: Zodiark forgive me But it's time to return to the eld me

I realized I never posted my 2023 Emet shitposts to bsky #FFXIV

make your choice and live with it

come on man.

Emet Selch in with fingers tented looking pensive caption: Learn to sit back and observe. Not everything needs a reaction.

This popped into my head on Friday and I dunno #FFXIV

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

reward of the righteous (birthday)

happy 420 today we celebrate this underrated dynamic

meet potential man meme with ran'jit (final fantasy xiv shadowbringers)

fray has been given armor

i used to have this calyx doll that i used to pour milk on and suck the milk back out of and it was sopping wet all the time 😭i used to slam it against walls and it would make a loud thud

there's people who print rly cute stickers for cons and then there's me

Hades: I would NEVER do such a thing

Venat: lol that does sound like some shit I’d get up to

there are two types of FFXIV expansions: “Buddhism is good” (stormblood, endwalker, dawntrail) and “Christianity is bad” (heavensward, shadowbringers). Usually they alternate, but because we just had a rare Double Buddhism Convergence Event, we can only assume 8.0 will be “Christianity is bad”

ALL-TIMER FROM TWITTER

HE'LL BE YOUR QUEEN BEE JOLLI-B-LOVELY

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

A series of four images of Alisaie, who is the Warrior of Light, and Alphinaud looking worried upon her. The text quotes a line from Alphinaud to The Warrior in Shadowbringers: “So come, let us travel it. Drag me through wonder and danger, as you are wont to do, and I shall endeavor not to slow you down.”

sun, sister, warrior, mirror,
please forget me not.

#AlisaieOfLight

the thing that is always lost from these discussions is that no one cares how hard it is because its your fault, square enix, for making a fuckin nier gacha in the first place

I just felt a weight lift off my chest that I did not even know was ever truly there

Hello handsome

The prophecy cannot be stopped

Hi, how are you

so obviously i wanted to have True... memes on my island, but instead of painstakingly tracing the original meme i just made a black and white morgan freeman mii lol. introducing the official drink of sponge island (everyone hates it)