Update please!

I'll give it 48 hours before he's demanding "NATO" sends minesweepers.

Reform candidate wants to ‘blast’ all Muslims ‘off the face of the earth’ Reform’s local elections campaign in Bradford is off to a bad start. Although party leaders said they have the best vetting procedures in Britain, HOPE not hate today exposes one of their candidates f...

State of these racist whoppers #Bradford hopenothate.org.uk/2026/04/16/r...

It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).

Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004

Daniel Farke makes a lot more sense in his second language than Michael Carrick does in his first.

#LUFC #MUFC

According to the Coventry lot, it's happening.

If you were watching closely you'd have seen an earlier hair pull that he got away with. I reckon the VAR ref saw it too and was watching out to see if it happened again - and it very clearly did.

Oh man. This Carrick interview is comedy gold. He says Yoro "got a forearm to the head" & an "elbow" so the first goal should be disallowed. He also claims that DCL out a forearm into Martinez which caused Martinez to pull his hair off balance. Wow. Delusional levels of crying. #mufc #lufc 💙💛

I’d be very concerned if my team played like that and my manager gave that interview. Worry about how a supposed relegation contender could and should have put 5 past you, rather than moaning about a few (correct) referring decisions #lufc #mufc

Are you drunk?

I said at the beginning of the season that I'd be OK with us being relegated with only 6 points as long as those 6 points were taken from them. I am that petty. We won the season tonight.

It is also a victory for the EU and a victory for NATO. Everyone is a winner.

People

I was not associated with Jeffrey Epstein either. I guess I'd better release a video, because that's what people who are not associated with things do.

You know who doesn’t need to go on TV to announce they have no relationship with Epstein? All the people that ICE has murdered.

Trump wants a $350 BILLION slush fund to drag out his war of choice in Iran. With that money, we could PERMANENTLY extend healthcare tax credits.

He wants to bomb children half way around the world instead of lowering the cost of healthcare here at home. Beyond screwed up.

You'll get better.

Do any witches follow me? I am now ready and willing to turn into a newt.

Tonight I made 8 portions of Spag Bol and froze them individually. It's forward thinkers like us that will survive the apocalypse.

My prediction for #FACUP2026 is a Leeds v Man City Final. Leeds win 3-2. All five goals scored by Erling Haarland.
#MOT #OMJ #LUFC #Leeds

Canadians are boycotting American goods and buying Canadian.

Like this potato.

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Epic FA Cup Quarter-Final! | West Ham United 2-2 Leeds United (2-4 on penalties) YouTube video by Leeds United Official

There have been a few ‘highlights’ vids this year that have been a bit trades descriptions act. This one barely scratches the surface of what went on at West Ham😵‍💫😀

youtu.be/r4SJUefWTl4?...

You misspelled "too racist".

Three Ukrainian veterans — wounded, disabled, one with a stroke — started a craft sausage business in Zakarpattia after the front. A year in, they're breaking even and making 19 products, including sausage with juniper and lavender-smoked ham from a recipe found in an old debt ledger.

📷 Texty

Logs on to Bluesky after a Tanaka goal just to witness @tokyomatt.bsky.social have an AOgasm. #OMJ #MOT #LUFC

I like the Messiahs who don’t get killed.

"I DON'T BELIEVE IN HANDOUTS" That's not something you actually think, that's something rich people told you to make you think working yourself to death was your idea

Pope Leo XIV carried the cross across all fourteen stations for over an hour.

The prayers named children who had been “taken away and imprisoned during protests, deported by policies devoid of compassion, shipwrecked on desperate journeys of hope, killed in war zones, and wiped out in death camps.”

So if you put it into water and wait you get an owl?