How we doin, America?

OMG -- the RFK Jr breathing noises during this hearing are absolutely horrifying

Good thing i don't use the big condoms.

Lookin good

How we doin, America?

The year is 2040

Culver's: We serve fucksticks.

I need to try really hard to not drop any swears during my interview today.

These are my new favorite thing.

Here’s my daughter quote posting me.

Fake it til you break it.

The murders continue.

The U.S. Has Now Killed More Than 180 People in Boat Strikes. We’re Tracking Them All @theintercept.com

theintercept.com/2025/11/17/t...

Drone flight data compiled and visualized by @lemonodor.bsky.social and shared with The Intercept shows how, for example, the LAPD launched 32 separate drone flights to surveil the March 28 No Kings protest in downtown LA.

The LAPD told me they only hit record when a crime happens.

Star Trek The Next Generation scene. Young ensign Wesley Crusher (the boy) sits at a console on the bridge, but he's turned around like he's having a talk with safe and trustworthy adult who has walked up behind him. He looks sincere and earnest, as if it's a 'very special episode of Star Trek.' He's wearing his blue and blue and gold and red and blue again Wesley sweater, which is not a bad look, tbh. Closed caption reads, "drugs can make you feel good."

New Grisham novel just dropped.

Here’s my daughter quote posting me.

On a school night?!?!

The hell is going on with his eyebrows? It looks like one of them is trying to escape.

Here’s a potato on guard duty.

#potato #guarddog #chonkmaster5000 #pug #puglife #doggo

It Friday night. Errybody hittin u up, but u a slave to that corp.

You have to blow on its vent

Bwahahaha

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

You best name it

My appendages have gone hyper color.

I need to strive to be less likeable.

sorry you're too stupid to run a business because your fat idiot parents voted to decimate your education system. that's not my problem

AAAAAAAHHHHHGHRHH

Here’s a clay sculpture I made. “Prayer in the Storm”
#sculpture #art #ceramic