We can have it all friends

And if my cat had wheels, wouldn’t she be a wee quad?

Hmm… i don’t think there ARE only seven days…

Emails from 2021 sent by Revolut: “Only 10 days left to earn €40 for inviting….”

Emails from 2023 sent by Revolut: “Only 7 days left to earn €60 for inviting….”

Emails from 2024 sent by Revolut: “Last 7 days to earn up to €200!”

Emails from 2025-2026 sent by Revolut: “Only 7 days left to earn €30”

Keeping a close eye on the stock market

Kids incentivised to wait 10 years for a doctor to give a shit about them. the government demands it take 15 years.

@legaleagle.tv is going to love this

Had a dream I worked on the Cocaine Bear production and it was my job to feed the bear cocaine.

of course since the results are all AI now I didn’t get an answer in the time ADHD had allotted me

Picked up my phone to google if I’m wiping my ass correctly. Modernity etc

Until recently, I hadn’t recognised him as the science teacher from Donnie Darko, a character I had a confusing crush on as a teenager

Kerry Katona’s dismissal of the langoustine marked a Red Letter Day in the war on words meaning something

People will remember the NYT for their anti-trans crusade. One day you will report as though this never happened and as though you always accepted trans people but people who accept them now will remember. You traded your reputation to profit off a culture war.

Oh this thread got a mention!

Phase two: the viral reframing. A user named lauren posted a reply to my challenge post that received 1,500 likes, followed immediately by a two-word follow-up that received 1,700. I will not reproduce the content here, not because it was devastating but because it wasn't - it was a rhetorical deflation, a way of treating the argument as beneath serious engagement, a performance of dismissal for an approving crowd. This was the hinge. Before lauren's posts, the episode was an argument. After them, it was a spectacle. The 1,500 likes were not likes for a counter-argument. They were likes for a social permission slip - permission to treat me not as someone to argue with but as someone to laugh at. Everything that followed was downstream of that reframing. Phase three: the meme cascade. Sephiroth edits. Tobias Funke comparisons. Homer Simpson NERD screenshots. A Benny Hill edit threat. These are not arguments. They are the visual vocabulary of social

You should see his near-immediate blog post on this. note how he doesn’t quote lauren or his weird standoff phrasing because it would be like highlighting yourself as a clown

Airline baggage fees were implemented to offset rising fuel costs in the early 2000s in case you were wondering if this would be temporary.

ah pal

there is no ethical consumption under capitalism. what that means is, i can do whatever i want and anyone who implicitly makes me feel bad by abstaining from consumption should in fact be the one who is ashamed

My partner grew up in Kinnegad. From here on out she’ll have grown up in the tropics

it really be like this sometimes

Moira winning awards in the Make Up A Guy contest

From the BBC: Israel and Iran continue to strike each other after US says plans for talks with Tehran remain 'fluid'.

Must be incredibly fluid, huh.

'I Messed Up' LaGuardia Air Traffic Controller Was Juggling Sky And Ground Traffic By Himself Right Before Deadly Crash With Firetruck - Jalopnik I cannot imagine trying to deal with all of this, I'll tell you what.

www.jalopnik.com/2129924/lagu... yupyup

see?
here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

It’s unbelievable to hear a politician (especially a US politician but increasingly Irish ones as well) recognise that Ireland is a nation founded on rebellion, revolution and fighting against oppression rather than being a punchline in some boring Yank joke

Holy fuck hell yeah

How does anyone afford nice things. i just booked hotel and travel for a five day holiday and a friend’s wedding in 6 months time and obliterated 3 years of savings

the nerds were always right there is a god damn micro$$$oft conspiracy to make the computer suck

The Dublin Inquirer asks: “Who will be Fox Cop?!”

An Instagram post from “fleshfueled”. Text caption over a picture of an exhausting-looking man: “POV: You realize the system only works because we're always divided. Men vs women. Black vs white. Left vs right. Rich vs poor. While the people at the top stay untouched.”

Who’s at the top?! Who’s at the fucking top?!

The very with-it geniuses at the Irish Independent have come up with 4 ways to earn money tax-free. They include;

1) Selling your belongings
2) Renting the spare room in the house you own
3) Receive a gift from a friend or family
4) Become a childminder in the house you own

Simple, really.