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Posts by pluto.
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
a curious crow lady perches upon her favorite statue in the lush garden of a forgotten cathedral. reflected in the stained glass of the window behind them are moments that indicate perhaps this statue is of someone who was once special to the crow: a crow placing a feather in someone's hair, a hand offering food to a crow, and a person walking alongside a gliding crow, raising their hand as a perch.
April is for the birds!!! Or in this case, crows. 🐦⬛ This crow has found her favorite perch, but is there more here than meets the eye...?
#crows #ocs
Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006
Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉
I know everything is on fire right now but we have to call about this, we’re already calling about everything else, just add it to the pile. The grief I feel rn is indescribable but to them it’s just any given weekday.
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
“You develop an instant global consciousness, a people orientation, an intense dissatisfaction with the state of the world, and a compulsion to do something about it. From out there on the moon, international politics look so petty. You want to grab a politician by the scruff of the neck and drag him a quarter of a million miles out and say, ‘Look at that, you son of a bitch.” ― Edgar Mitchell Image: Earthset captured through the Orion spacecraft window at 6:41 p.m. EDT, April 6, 2026, during the Artemis II crew’s flyby of the Moon. A muted blue Earth with bright white clouds sets behind the cratered lunar surface. The dark portion of Earth is experiencing nighttime. On Earth’s day side, swirling clouds are visible over the Australia and Oceania region. In the foreground, Ohm crater has terraced edges and a flat floor interrupted by central peaks. Central peaks form in complex craters when the lunar surface, liquefied on impact, splashes upwards during the crater’s formation.
Waking up to the awe-inspiring images from NASA at the same time the US President is implying that he will commit genocide, I can't think of a better quote for the times than this one from Apollo astronaut Edgar Mitchell. I added it to today's Earthset image:
🧵Congress 202-224-3121
Find your Senators www.senate.gov
Find your Rep www.house.gov
"I'm [NAME] from [PLACE, ZIP]. I'm calling to urge the Senator/Rep to contact Adm. Correll & remind him that he has the same legal obligation as any soldier to refuse an illegal order from this Commander in Chief."
As an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because I won't fuck or marry. I only know how to kill
Happy International Asexuality Day
🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀 (oldie but goldie)
I hate the word vibecoding. can we call it what it is, slopscript.
That's home. That's us.
This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew.
Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right.
Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman
Screenshot from the NASA Artemis II launch livestream showing the core stage separation from a camera on the rocket.
What a fucking shot holy shit
Artemis II rocket launch
SPACE!
2021 the year i made sovani kiss 😳👉👈
[umineko spoilers] #shuake
but until the very last moment, you will be mine. (happy april fools...!?)
a digital illustration in the style of a relief print depicting a black cat in a defensive pose holding a torn and tattered transgender pride flag in its mouth as it looks directly towards the viewer. the background is purple with some specks of blue and pink showing through, and behind the cat is a black midground resembling grass or flames. the top right corner features a box with a caption reading "T.D.O.V."
DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN 🏳️⚧️
#art #tdov #transart
RIP Shinichiro Sato, the drummer for The Pillows. Most people know them for their contributions to FLCL, but they were one of the most consistent rock bands in history. 20 studio albums over 30+ years, not one of them bad. Here's four of my favorites. Living Field especially is an all-timer.
This song stops on “stop” ~1:50. It is brief but I think it’s noticeable!
A SKETETEON IN HELL WHOSE SCREAMEN AT THERE PHONE!!! "I ALREADY INSTALLED THE APP FOR YOUR SITE, ITS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER" YOUR TRYING TO GET AROUND PRIVACY RESTRICTIONS, YOUR TRYING TO SEND ME MORE NOTITICATIONS, AND YOU DONT WANT ME BLOCKIN YOUR ADS AND THATS TOO FUCKEN BAD ,IF I CANT USE MY WIERD OFF BRAND BROWSER WITH ABUNCH OF WIERD EXTENTIONS INSTALLED THEN FUCK YOUR WEB SIGHT , HURRY UP AND LOSE THE REST OF YOUR VENTURE CAPITAL SO WE CAN GO BACK TO USING REAL WEB SIGHTS INSTEAD OF THIS SHIT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
THE APP - dashare.zone ADMIN
I've got a bottle on standby for when the bubble bursts next to the bottle for when 𝒊𝒕 happens
Sora, the protagonist from Kingdom Hearts, poses with a peace sign over the grave of a bad computer program. It's also called "Sora," I think, but it's so unimportant it's barely worth mentioning.
空兎空
If your demon in SMT forgets their healing skill, that's lost Media.
wait, fuck, this is gorillaz
A white bust sculpture is used as a knife holder, with multiple knives and a pair of scissors stuck into it, placed on a kitchen island.