Every year there's that one American colleague who wishes me a happy memorial day and I have to quietly go "no, mate, it doesn't really work like that here"

God, that's pretty.

By "this" I hope you mean the show itself, because you're right, I miss it and it needs to come back

Got a text from my bank saying "someone's paying quite a lot in foreign currency on your credit card, was it maybe stolen?" but no, it's just me buying bleachers tickets to feel something

🫂🫂🫂

had such an exhausting day (read: week, month, year) that I came back home from work and immediately cracked open my emergency chocolate orange

I am still upset about the 1988 Tony Awards, so Into The Woods beating Evita to the Best Musical Revival tonight is a real full-circle moment for me

Every time Andrew Lloyd Webber loses an award an angel gets its wings; every time he loses it to Sondheim a hundred angels do

(oh no, now I want to watch Ted Lasso again)

I think it gets an unfair bad rep because of its placement in the season. People would have loved it so much more if it didn't air after the Man City cliffhanger, in real time it wasn't as rewarding to pause and take an (admittedly very beautiful) detour before No Weddings as it is in a rewatch.

Oh, the Olivier sing alongs are the best fun, getting to belt the winning shows together. Have the best time!

Went to get a new band for my wristwatch and the old man who sold it to me said "wait, please take a butterfly before you leave" 😭

אני מקבלת כל שבוע כבר כמה שנים את העדכונים של מערכת התחבורה הציבורית בלונדון. לא עושה אנסבסקרייב רק בשביל התקווה שיגיע יום שבו אצטרך לדעת איזה קו טיוב סגור בסופ״ש ואיזה אוטובוסים עתידים לסטות ממסלולם

Extremely valid reaction. Can we help in any way?

Bernard and I have that in common.

It's amazing how you can watch Taskmaster in the middle of the worst bit of life, and just forget about everything for 45 minutes and get real joy out of finding oranges under tins. It's the best and the people who make it are the best and I hope they know how much better they make our lives.

Oh friend, I'm sorry 🫂

Feeling extremely called out by this one, actually

I bet it was Calum

👀

Look, ceasefires come and go very quickly. Your favourite band announcing a show on your birthday, that shit is airtight

"Finally, some good news!"
"You mean the ceasefire?"
"What? No, I mean the Bleachers Europe tour that was just announced-"

אנרגיה של קומפדיה וזה מאוד מדבר אליי

Pictures please?

Boo, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansas anymore!

If anyone needs me I'll be screaming in despair until I lose my voice

Eight? I think I'm annoying after any single text. I sometimes think I'm annoying for *thinking* I should text someone even before I do it.

פעם ב- כשהם כן צוחקים בטייק זה הדבר הכי חמוד בעולם. וכשאלכס נשבר אני בכלל תמיד נהנית

בתקופה הזו אני מחשיבה כל יום בלי נפילה במרחק הליכה כיום שקט. כל עוד לא ראיתי חור במדרכה בדרך למכולת או זיהיתי רחוב מתמונות בווינט. זר לא יבין

the van YouTube video by Bleachers - Topic

Anyways if anyone needs me I'll be shedding actual tears over "that's the thing about kids and their shadows, they just didn't wanna be lonely" www.youtube.com/watch?v=xayg...