Fine, I’ll be the next Chelsea manager.

a man in a hat and wig is looking at the camera with the word peasants written on the bottom of his face . Alt: a man in a hat and wig is looking at the camera with the word peasants written on the bottom of his face .

Wisconsin to Minnesota right now:

My football brain took this to imply there's a galactic game of football being played and the Trifid Nebula just got an interception.

They're calling it the Reverse Wrexham.

Ty Simpson, pick 2 (by the Cardinals, who trade up to take him because they heard a rumor that the Jets were going to take him.)

Thing is, these are almost too perfect. At some point they would have to lose their way for a bit and go with someone too popular and perfect, like George Clooney somewhere between 12-15.

"Why not?"

"Cos!"

I've never really found a character from the X-Men that I could really relate to. I think this is why I could never really get into X-Men comics, even though I've sampled different eras and enjoyed the cartoons. For me the Marvel character I most see myself has always been Peter Parker.

So Arsenal really are going to blow it, huh?

Update: It did not fix it. If anything, the twitching may be worse. No one could have predicted this.

My stupid eyelid has been twitching all morning. I'm sure this second cup of coffee will fix it.

He might actually go from good to great if he didn't have to throw off his back foot. Every. Single. Pass. His coaches need to teach him to step into his throws once in a while.

Scenes From a Krakoan Restaurant
Uptown Marvel Girl

Wow

Well now you have to do it for every decade.

No, he's standing on the Epstein Files, but it's just the documents where the other guy ISN'T mentioned.

Please wear a beat up hoodie with the sleeves cut off in your next match!

(And congrats!)

drop your crime-fighting Catholics

Give someone an earworm of the song they hate the most for 24 hours. You don't have to know what it is, just the song that drives them crazy, stuck on a loop in their head for a day.

I don't know, at first I thought it would be cool if they made it, but now I think it might be better for them in the long run if they stay in the Championship League for another season or two.

I'm sure they will be delicious. I get the biggest compliments for my baking when I make cookies and brownies from mixes.

Congratulations Coventry City! Looking forward to seeing you in the Premier League next season!

Also, it's interesting how much happens in the episode that has implications for the rest of the season/series. We meet Tara, the Riley/Buffy (ugh) relationship kicks off and they find out they're both more than they've been letting on. Great storytelling.

Watched the Buffy episode "Hush" on a whim because I was curious about something, and now I want to re-watch the whole series again.

Hoo boy

(Also Geese)

(This is a Modest Mouse subtweet)

It's remarkable how many bands there are out there that would be great, but they're ruined by having a horrible singer.