eventually he was executed

Ideal relationship dynamic

Okay so you might see this video with the audio muted. Now imagine how the music must sound like. I urge you to unmute and listen to what it's actually like because I guarantee you you're not prepared for it.

Falco event
#umamusume #ウマ娘

happy easter

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ok idk how to get this to reach ppl, but here goes...

@boilingocean.bsky.social and i made the definitive "which #umamusume are you" personality quiz, featuring ALL 141 main umamusume

we spent like 2.5 months making this (and no gen ai), so we really hope you enjoy!

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Mysterious large steel cylinder suddenly emerges from the ground in Japan Japanese authorities were investigating Friday how a large steel cylinder suddenly emerged from the ground during sewer construction work and rose to the height of a four-storey building in the city o...

NOT NOW, MYSTERIOUS LARGE STEEL CYLINDER

this fanfic shit is easy
#residentevil #chrisker

Earlier today: Final Chapter coming 3/24

Now: To be continued

THE TEXT ON THE CHAINSAW MAN CHAPTER HAS CHANGED

This is the warning on the blood pressure monitor my dad just got.

Exceptional work. Anybody know what the fuck it’s supposed to mean?

Last line is especially ominous

I was standing at my local Döner shop here in Berlin the other day, waiting for my order, when it hit me: A Döner (plus a Coke) costs roughly what Tackle for Loss does here in Euro. That felt right for Berlin. But it made me wonder: Is that "Döner-Equity" the same everywhere else? I started chatting with players from all over the world, and it turns out that Valve’s default currency conversion doesn't feel fair in my opinion. I don't want the game to be a luxury investment. So, I’ve manually adjusted the prices to make things more fair: For my players in Turkey and the Middle East: I’ve reduced the price by 36%. It should now cost about the same as a solid chicken kebab, and yeah, I’m talking the luxury version with extra sauce and a coke. In Eastern Europe and CIS countries (like Ukraine or Kazakhstan): Prices are down by 32%. Across Latin America: You’ll see a price drop of about 28%. In South Asia (including India and Pakistan): I've reduced it by 23%. A huge thank you to everyone who helped me figure this out. Admittedly I’ve made some of these calls based on gut feeling, so if your local experience tells you something else, hit me up and share your perspective. Daniel

revisiting the "pricing my indie game" discourse from a while back to add a new metric: kebab pricing

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

I think this is a superpower that is latent to us Millennials

If I sound like a downer sometimes, it's because I'm 38 and I see everything coming at least a year away.

Can’t remember if I posted this anywhere else but here is the one good video I ever put out on TikTok

Look at me Trainer! #umamusume #art

Kodansha Manga Academy notice about how editors are no longer editors but henshusha, ironically using a dash where a colon should be, I guess they didn't have a good henshusha

We've been calling them 'words.'
But here's the thing: that's not quite tadashii.

A kotoba isn't a word.
They're something else entirely-
a role unique to Japanese gengo.
And there's no eigo no kotoba that surus it seigi.

So from ima on, wareware tsukau the hontou no kotoba: kotoba.

my body is a machine
that turns into

Jesus christ I highrolled the hell out of this one

SO close to S+ rank.....

#umamusume

Forgot the deck!!!

No Groundwork though fuck me

GODDAMN my first S Rank!!!! #umamusume

cut up avocado. including the seed

man I love avocados but I really wish they weren't so hard to cut

YOU'VE GOTTA BE FUCKING SHITTING ME

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜 If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) —- Regards, ___ (🏳️‍⚧️she/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™ New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣