i simply could never

sometimes you’re a cross dresser, sometimes you’re a tranny, and truly, sometimes you’re both

If you enjoyed Puff Puff Pageant the last two years; please consider tipping my Venmo!

This year was sponsored by my own pocket, so anything is appreciated 💛🤞

omg we never made our collab happen

clitless clams? i’ll lick em anyway !

omg nostalgia piece

Puff Puff Title Holders

i must manifest that the stars align for me to compete next year

i puffed on a pageant, once

Nite of 1000 Tailz returns on Friday May 22nd for a special IML Leather vs Latex themed party. Hosted by Alex Jenny, Wildcat Shadow, Magnus Pup, Booboo Kitty Fuck, and Finn. DJs are BigDog from DC, Jenny Fox and Wolfy from Chicago. Event features rubber vendor Rubber Relief, Bootblack Finch Canis, kinky/play space, and more! Find more information at niteof1000tailz.com

AWRUFFFF !!!
WE'RE BAAAAAACK!! 😻😻

FRI MAY 22ND
@ D.S. TEQUILA
DOORS @ 9:30 PM
LEATHER ⛓️ VS LATEX ✨
IML TAILZZZZZ 🔥💦

TICKETS: events.humanitix.com/nite-of-1000...

BARK BARK,
WOOF WOOF,
MEOW!!!!!! 🐾

my boobs are giving pussy

thank you weeeeee :3

weee yippee yahoo :3

thank youuuu :3

ily tiny:))))

me in my day to day clothes posing for a mirror selfie

who wants to sponsor my boobs on this five year transiversary of mine

venmo: @ladypiphone

ITS MY TRANSIVERSARY! 5 YEARS!!

i do believe i need to write an owl city epiphany and i do believe i need to make it everybody’s problem

tiny miracle, a diva who gets it

yall slept on this. maybe because you were asleep

Very proud of what i showed last night at fresh faces :) i may not have won but the compliments i got from the judges and audience members surely made me feel like i did <3

water makes my pussy wet

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

5/22 (⁠◠⁠ᴥ⁠◕⁠ʋ⁠) !!
Tickets drop next week 👀👀
XOXO Team Tailz 💋⛓️

put this on my headstone

you know i’m tits out on that sewing machine

omg mutual love😍

thinking about the @ellexl.bsky.social oh the places you’ll go dress and how i legitimately almost passed out when they walked onstage because i got so excited

a close up .5 of lady piphone with a horrible grin

who else feels Normal right now