Bros adapted to the threat by taking so many junk supplements that their kidneys have no resale value

Everyone talks about being left behind on AI usage but it seems pretty easy to get caught up. It’ll have to get a lot smarter before it becomes a necessary part of my job, and by that point I shouldn’t need to learn anything to use it. Isn’t that the whole point?

biorxiv servers go down

I understand you didn't mean literal magic. But nobody in this administration has an excuse

fuck that, there's no spell. They're willing participants

his pardons should be voided too

I just hope we punish the cronies

"Nothing in biology makes sense" - Theodosius Dobzhansky

A panel from the latest Achewood comic (available on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/cw/Achewood) showing Ray and Téodor watching television. Ray is in an armchair holding a beer, looking displeased, while Téodor is standing next to him with an expression of surprise. The person on the TV has just said "This is effectively the end of the American experiment." and Ray is thinking "Fuck." I can't stress this enough: you will *not* guess why this is happening, unless you subscribe to the Patreon.

Oh, this is probably gonna come in handy for a lot of situations.

(subscribe to the Achewood patreon, because I promise you can not predict the lead-up to this panel)

It's classified as a weapon in Texas too, but they allow open-carry so it's fine

It's not one of the three schools nyt staff went to or wish they went to

This is what the Dropkick Murphys were singing about

Nice day for it

during the golden age of the internet it felt like this was 90% of it

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

The guy will be Hank Green

A few months from now you'll find yourself watching an hour-long youtube video of a guy explaining the history of manufacturing these things and why it was impossible to make them out of cardboard until this decade for some reason

Weapon of massive dipshittery

Gulp Coffo, the new 7-11 themed pod racer

You go through the entire character creation screen and then the game says "whoops! You died of smallpox as a child" and you have to start over

Some people call him the Space Cowboy

pithy

I am an hour into a video of Rob Scallon learning how to build a violin, and I have no regrets about my evening so far

you *know* that plate and cup were part of a set, too. That would annoy me forever

What did I just say

Here's a handy formula to calculate the total amount of energy in a mass:

E = mc²

Where c is the speed of light.

(if anyone asks, I came up with this. Don't look that up)

I think we're assuming mass-energy conversion here. Calorific content of anything is very high

@hankgreen.bsky.social get on a plane to Colorado to hire this guy

the question is whether the following panel shows an empty table or a bunch of clean dishes

Wait, is he also converting all of the dishes into energy? Maybe the waste heat is coming from that. Also that would imply he is still eating *most* of the dishes