$tslaQ Four-Twenty patch

$tslaQ taco patch

(New design language proof of concept)

“You’ve come a long way baby.” $tslaQ

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“I fart in your general direction…” $tslaQ

‘You are here’
- 2018
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“Fate loves irony” - Elon Musk $tslaQ

Tesla shill and $TSLA stonk pumper Adam Jonas is in charge of Morgan Stanley’s Global Autos & Shared Mobility research team.

He’s the bank’s lead analyst for 18 US-listed automotive stocks.

Here’s his 2025 output:

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Yes, iOS & iPadOS Bluesky app updated… Cashtag testing… in 3, 2.. 1… $tslaQ

Humm

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Family Sues Tesla After Autopilot Fails to Detect Motorcycle, Killing 28-Year-Old Rider says Law Firm Osborn Machler Lawsuit says Teslas flawed Autopilot encouraged overreliance, ignored warnings, and failed to recognize a stopped motorcycle. SEATTLE--(BUSINESS WIRE)-- The family of a 28-year-old man has filed...

Family Sues Tesla After Autopilot Fails to Detect Motorcycle, Killing 28-Year-Old Rider

"He later admitted to investigators he was relying on Tesla's Autopilot and may have been distracted, looking at his phone at the time of the collision."

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Mark Spiegel points out that Musk said this only five months ago.

A decade ago, this would have triggered a punishing SEC securities fraud action.

Today, we have no functioning SEC, and no rule of law for billionaires who suck up to Trump.

BYD officially crushes Tesla in all-electric sales for 2025, secures global BEV crown After years of trading quarterly blows, BYD has officially overtaken Tesla as the world’s largest manufacturer of all-electric vehicles (BEVs)...

FrUD's Take, FTW...

"If Tesla had real management and an independent board, it would be a wake-up call for the company, but unfortunately, it is ruled by a moron tyrant."

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"Going all in" to stay out of federal prison.

I don’t know perhaps Honda people are legitimately a tad bonkers

FrUD seems to be saying that Elon Musk's “Amazing Abundance" utopia will not include brown or black people or nations...

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AI art generation prompt: Elon as Dr Evil saying ‘one trillion dollars’

‘3 Laws Safe’ come on people… figure it out.

Ah… so that’s what it looks like, from an audience point of view… when the remote puppeteer (teleoperator) removes their ‘VR automaton control’ headset… it bricks the bot live on stage. $tslaQ

Our leadership process explained. $tslaQ

If you see this post, post your getaway vehicle

Fields and fields of unpowered & obsolete hardware?

The original plan for the ‘fields of humans’ in the film ‘The Martix’ was for compute processing through the brain interface… not humans as a power source.

JFC, when will the world just stop pretending? #ElonQ #tslaQ

All the best :)