It's almost impossible that joke hasn't been made before, right?

I'm a consequentialist shitposter
The ends justify the memes

Have you considered an unusual hat at a jaunty angle?

It's been 15yrs since R.E.M. released Collapse Into Now, their final album.

It's such a mixed feeling listening to it now because they really are artistically sighing with relief in the wake of the Bush years and boy oh boy was that premature 🫠

New reacc unlocked
(courtesy of Terror of Mechagodzilla)

I stole a cloudless sunset and sealed it in this box

Mostly. It's leaking a little. But at least the robots didn't get to it

It's another WIP non-star non-Sunday!

Chicomecōātl the thrower, adding her leadership capability to the team, with her coral snake companion in tow

#bloodbowl #starplayersunday #gamesworkshop

Then he shuts down,
Ooh yeah...
Thermally

Aww thank you!

Between the amethyst effect on the armour, the leopard print on the clothes, and now a complicated snake design, I really didn't make it easy for myself!

Luckily the other one is a coral snake, bands of block colour! 🐍❤️💛🖤

Not a star player and not a Sunday, but Thrower Thursday?

WIP on my veteran Quarterback Quetzalcoatl, 12 completions in 7 games (and still not finished painting her 😩)

Bonus points for identifying her slithery pal!

#bloodbowl #starplayersunday #gamesworkshop

No star player this weekend, not even a positional!

Just some linewomen getting closer and closer to their finished look 😊

#gamesworkshop #bloodbowl #amazons #starplayersunday

Don't speak to me or my sons again!

(painted the Skink twins a while ago)

#bloodbowl #glotlstop #skink #starplayersunday

Observe albums,
Diagnose albums,
Treat albums,
Check in on albums to ensure treatment was successful,
Potentially repeat albums.

Although, of course, Prevent albums is preferred.

Just causally taking two stars at once, no biggie (although makes quite a mess of the wet pallette)

Karla and Anqi, both the GW models this time 🤭 following the general vibe of the official paint scheme too

#bloodbowl #starplayersunday #karlavonkill #anqipanqi #gamesworkshop

Who should be next for Star Player Sunday?

Karla von Kill or Anqi Panqi?

Who should be next for Star Player Sunday?

Karla von Kill or Anqi Panqi?

The angriest, strongest kroxiboy is complete!

(Ready to never be taken because my amazons don't ever have enough inducement cash and he doesn't have block 🤣😩)

#bloodbowl #glotlstop #starplayer

Custom Boa Kon'ssstriktr WIP

Watch out, he's a sneaky snake! 🏈🐍

#bloodbowl #star #WIP #boakonssstriktr

Glotl... GLOTL!!

YOU'RE STANDING ON A SKINK!

#bloodbowl #glotlstop #WIP

I also do visual arts as well as miniatures 😊

It's Star Player Sunday and I'm still working on this King Krox Glotl Stop

#bloodbowl #starplayersunday

WIP du jour (and new painting handle!) is the Brutefun(?) Glotl Stop model

Really characterful, kinda leaves the GW one in the dust really, and is going to take ages to finish 😅

#bloodbowl #glotlstop #painting

Retail therapy! Gonna make painting much more fun (I already love it tho 😊)

Calling it there for today, but that's one Zolcath 95% of the way there!

#superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

Hour 4 - details, base, metallics coming out to finish the armour

#superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

Hour 3, strapppppz and nails

#superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

Hour 2, more fiddly details on the armour

#superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

First hour of the UK coverage in, broad strokes laid down!

#superbowl #bloodbowl #zoat

My bad, it is Ugni's version!

Today's Superbowl Blood Bowl Challenge is to try and paint this Zolcath miniature (I believe it's the Brutefun Minis version) by the final whistle!

He's primed and ready for prime time!

#superbowl #bloodbowl #Zoat