I'll be honest it has been a rough couple days for them

Dudes will spend all day warning the new guy about workplace safety practices then go home and use the vintage skilsaw with a rusted on blade and gnarly electrical arcing that they found on the side of the road to rip apart pallets (i am dudes)

I once walked into my boss' office to find him with his shirt sleeves rolled up past his elbows holding an entire rotisserie chicken like a burger and eating it with no cutlery. I completely forgot what I'd come in to say and after a few seconds of silence he just said "don't judge me".

Tbf you DO actually do that if you want to make sure that say no one is checking on a house while the owner is out of town.

But even that doesn't make sense in a hotel hallway where presumably dozens of other guests and staff are going to walk past that dollar and be just as likely to pick it up

A bird with a pink head, white body and a colourful crest

Pink cockatoo

It's wild that there was a study about this

Good shape

digital drawing of a viscacha in silhouette against a blue sky

digital drawing of a viscacha in silhouette running in ruins

viscachas

That's my secret, cap. It's always gay boy scout.

Instead of being a gruff man ruined by his need for violent revenge who looks after their child as a last chance of being a decent person you're just kinda a decent person who is looking after a child because it's the normal thing to do and actually kids are kinda just like real people but smaller.

(complimentary)

Binge watched all the cutscenes - it's a sad dad-game in a genre that has so far only been sad-dad games.

just experienced the highs of watching my cat frolicking after a butterfly followed by the lows of him catching it and squishing it against the wall of his catio

genuinely surprised this wasn't a @swiftonsecurity.com post when I saw it in my feed

yes and that's true

Life imitating art.

release a manual as a series of password protected PDFs that are only unlocked by accessing secret codewords within the game world

zorball

Don’t just let it be terrible, LEAN INTO it being terrible, because no one’s going to see it.

I only bring this up because someone mentioned just this week that this trick is useful, but I *still* 30 years in, when stumped, write this on the top of the page.

YouTube subscriptions page might finally be broken enough to push me back to rss feeds and auto downloaders.

Enshitification has been great for breaking my screentime sinks lol

What if there's been like a heroic noble blooded frog who gave his life to save you and you never even know because you don't understand frog? Could have happened to me. Several times, really.

Do you think chicken salt and chicken crimpies share a common ancestor?

This is why bodybuilders die young too much hurts their heart

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Found a payphone that someone repaired and forwarded to their personal google voice number so you can pick it up and talk to Some Guy

Making creepy leaders mum doll the honorary 5th member of the party and welcoming her back excitedly asking her where she's been

Saving the world and actually experiencing the calm fulfilling life afterwards that the prophecies said I would never get (sometimes people still knock on my door and tell me the world needs me but i already won that fight let me have this)

im so efficiency-pilled* rn

*Using a camp shower in the external laundry for homeowner reasons and discovering I can put dirty clothes directly into the washing machine thus removing several steps of the laundry process and opening the potential to wash my clothes and myself at same time

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four panel cartoon comic of a gray striped cat talking to its owner. the owner is holding an onion. the cat says "give". the owner says "this is an onion, it's very smelly". in the third panel, the cat sniffs the onion. in the last panel, the cat's head retreats into its body with a silly pose.

smelly

prints available: mcapriglione.art