(menswear guy) grok please fix his collar gap.

i will kill that nye baby with a hammer.

hey guys my dog died right before christmas but twitter now allows you to use grok to visually rape women so i guess it's one of those 67 things.

bubba.

trump knew the only way to stop bill clinton from macking on your girl is to suck his dick dry.

lonely in a target bathroom

Bright pink and green northern lights beaming down (up?) like a space ship.

Amazing things going on out there

normally we'd hunt and kill witches for a sky like tonight.

the sky is christmas🎄.

You know how when you uncover enough universal truths you reach a free personal one, I just got a realizations on off switch

trump is in the broadcast booth claiming the redskins would've been up 10.

ivan helped fix the washer and claims that's how it's supposed to look.

suckin' his dick "rodeo style"

67 is just 69 but one is a robot.

alone in a mall at 3am

hilarious game.

rooting for chip kelly is always hilarious.

this is a perfect game for people who can't count past ten.

watching this game like it's soccer.

them: jerk off 32 times a month to reduce prostate cancer

me: jerking off 1,000 times a month to cure cancer.

definitely not real

in ohio.

doing dak's "yaaaaa here we gooooo" as i take my dog to the vet to have his swollen, infected anal gland drained.

ordering a dumpster for cleanup around the house gets my wife wet.

Lower the listening end of a stethoscope into your aquarium and mouth the words softly to the end where the heart goes. "I want you to get a second opinion. Doctor Swim Through Holes is not even an x-ray machine"

phillies lost on purpose to serve up revenge on the blue jays for '93.

"genitals should act like magnets" -christian scientist

let's not talk about the base running there

[watching Blue Jays v. Dodgers]

go birds

pretending we're normal.