Very cool girl taking a selfie on her PINK 3 DS IMPORTED OK

But also 3DS selfies

Cute girl with her cute pink 3DS (imported, baybeeee)

Is there a pink 3DS hot girl club registry I need to sign up for online?

I need a labububotomy

Summer of writhing, screaming and ass.

My body is a machine that turns PM2.5 into infinite sneezes

Like you guys don’t have to worry about PM2.5 in your air bc I have absorbed it all into my system

Every April I am amazed at the amount of mucus in my body just ready to come out and play

No I cannot explain to you why this tank top is a bra but also a tank top and the one that looks exactly next to it but is 3 cm shorter is in fact just a bra.

If I had a punch for every time someone baited me into wanting to punch them

Happy liberation day I think I’m going to do an ‘existential dread’ stick and poke

Who is the demon inside my head who decides I shouldn’t take my allergy pill while I’m taking 3 other pills every single morning

In the deepest darkest center of our hearts, we are all still doing it for the vine.

Petition to call all ice skating judges edge lords

Charli XCX looking intensely over a music video filming - smoking a ciggy and drinking a beer and looking very stressed. Text over picture says ‘Me watching the 2 male cats in my house staring at each other for over 45 seconds’

Charli XCX looking intensely over a music video filming - smoking a ciggy and drinking a beer and looking very stressed. Text over picture says ‘Me watching my girl cat live her best life with a 0 ACE score while I continue to suffer’

IYKYK: cat owner edition

Charli XCX looking intensely over a music video filming - smoking a ciggy and drinking a beer and looking very stressed. Text over picture says ‘Me watching my mood stabilizers work when it’s over 50 degrees out’

IYKYK

How is the best breakup song still ‘Gives you hell’ by all-American rejects?

Wicked is literally just about being a Gemini

Your +1’s favorite +1

Oh to be a cat on a bale of hay

Nosferatu Wong Foo, thank you for everything

Say it with me 👏NO👏DEALS👏WITH👏DRACULAS👏

The moral of nosferatu is to always listen to your wife

Maybe life isn’t a journey, just the nosferatus we met on the way

Getting so high I remember things is the medicated bipolarist’s mania

Ok also I just remembered my old best friend used to be so obsessed with Her bestie she used to call her bestie and her boyfriend ‘like me and my boyfriend if we took vitamins’
And I’M the lesbian

I also told my wife I’m only on display today

Also I’m at the absolute apex of my seasonal depression and I know because I’m wearing a silly little house outfit.

Also this has nothing to do with immigration, just saying my ex is an asshole

Also the only people I’ve ever met who won the green card lottery. Genuinely thought that was a tooth fairy level grift.

Fun Saturday fact: my ex boyfriend hated his parents for moving him to America, but only because he got his stomach stapled the same year and he wouldn’t be able to fuck American girls without knowing English as well as Portuguese.