Style is just a collection of mistakes that look intentional!!
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Posts by Patcheye for the Blue sky
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."
Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
There are people on twitter pretending to leak the avatar movie while just uploading an hour and a half of the ps2 game.
And yall are falling for it.
Yall grok cavemen start asking for summaries and auto-downloaders.
Yall don't deserve the 1 braincell between you.
The very important work continues on shitter.
You know, in this age of slop, overinflated ego's and bro desparation... I take some pride in that part of the fact you haven't seen much digital art out of me lately?
I have never been more in touch with my *traditional* side. 😎
Now seems as good a time as any to remind people that stickdog will take no prisoners.
We told you it wasn’t funny when you were doing it… because it wasn’t funny
variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Hans Zimmer is a transphobe. A tweet reads "I worked for him. I did good work that he praised, but after transitioned he quickly had me fired. He had cue notes named "tr*nnv fight"' etc etc... It's a pattern of abuse that will inevitably come out over time, and I'm glad that the industry is changing slowly."
I regret to inform y'all that Hans Zimmer fuckin sucks.
Ignore that last thing if you saw it, look I'll abridge it for you:
Google just deleted my entire archive when I told it to delete an empty folder.
It's a good thing I keep offline backups huh?
But there goes my fucking day.
A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU
Gentle reminder…
In the latest update I'm pretty sure I accidentally found a way to infinite taunt. Chain them into one giant dance fight. ^^
Dead as disco developers...
DEAD AS DISCO DEVELOPERS...
**DON'T** change this! It's not a bug it's a FEATURE!
Originally conceived Ellie as "the polar opposite of Draco." Aside from some fun dog/squirrel dynamics, does that still work if I change fursona?
I was worrying about the wrong thing. Shouldn'tve been worried about Ellie being Draco's opposite...
Should've worried about Draco being HERS.
Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”
Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”
This regime is unwilling to ever admit that they have backed down or failed in any way, so it's essential for us to notice and share the signs they are LOSING
And keep pushing
Regardless of whatever happens next or whatever I say to the contrary for the time being, Ellie DOGtective is staying right where she is. It's her schtick. >w<
But don't think I didn't think about it.
*believe me...*
I THOUGHT ABOUT IT...
I am the biggest legacy of kain fan in the entire world.
Know how I know?
Because I can admit that this scene is one HUNDRED percent incredible.
Throw everything BEFORE AND AFTER this in the bin...
And I'm happy to have just gotten this. ^^
Cassandra’s: how to Art 001
A headline saying “JK Rowling is very unseat after David Tennant called transphobes ‘little whining fuckers’” over photos of JK Rowling and David Tennant.
In David’s defense, the only reason he said that transphobes like JK Rowling are little whinging fuckers is because they are, in fact, little whinging fuckers.
And yes I adhere to my own april fools rule, that's why some years go by without one. I mean what can I really say/do?
The only thing I can think of this year is to tell you I'm doing great physically, mentally and spiritually.
Cause there's no way that shit would ever happen! 🤡
Remember I have a condition for april fools jokes every year: it has to be UN-believable.
FA doing something in honor of me and the several dozen other UD artists they chased off the site for being too unchristian?!
You're right, that IS practically a work of fiction! 😏
Eeveelution (7/9)
You didn't go *far enough* with this, you know. There should always be at least one statue layer. Preferably at the end... Though not required. 😏
I don't know if it'll make me happy though. I honestly don't anymore.
I can assure you whatever you're thinking of, these last 8 months far overshadow it. I keep sitting down to write out or draw something to explain it all, how bad it got, and my brain just goes full catatonic.
Not gonna pretend part of this isn't trying to run from that.
Also tested something else yesterday. Similar dilemma, I've been in so many rabbit suits, the real thing feels off to me. :P
Can't do this with the actual sprites but also never thought in a million years I'd be *freehanding* pixel art with a tablet. >.>
It was not easy to sleep yesterday while I debated if I wanted to go forward with this or not.
It's a big decision, I have a reputation to uphold. 😏