The image contains a social media post discussing ADHD motivation. The first post lists five motivators: urgency, challenge, novelty and play, interest, and being a contrarian little bitch. Subsequent posts add that they are food motivated and are cats.
Posts by Coffeedate with ADHD
Why on earth donβt email and messaging apps have an ADHD-style βAre you sure you want to send this, sweetie? Youβre clearly in ragemode right now and youβre bound to regret it laterβ feature built into the send button?
Feel free to steal the idea, Microsoft/Meta.
#adhd #ragemode #emotions
A social media post features text with a small profile picture of a person. The main text reads, "Coworker: nice day out huh? Me, who watched a 2hr documentary about the Hindenburg disaster the night before and is desperately trying to share the information i learned: yeah, a real nice day, not at all like May 6, 1937 in Germany." The contrast between the coworker's casual greeting and the speaker's morbid fixation creates a humorous, albeit dark, tone. The text is presented in a clear, sans-serif font against a plain white background, with the username "d1rtypaws" at the top.
Insert your latest hyperfixation here: π
Text reads: Neurotypicals: "Morning routine." ADHDer: wakes up, checks one thing, accidentally reads the entire internet in pajamas.
A potato character lies in bed taking a phone quiz on what kind of cheese they are.
Gruyere.
Squidward pushes a lounge chair, and then walks away from a house carrying it. Starting a "life-changing" self-help book, it's just common sense with motivational quotes and extra pages.
Winnie the Pooh is shown in four panels illustrating reading with ADHD. The first panel shows Pooh looking confused with text reading "The f*ck did I just read". The second panel shows Pooh reading a paper with text stating "*reads entire page again*". The third panel shows Pooh with his eyes closed and text reading "Mind instantly goes everywhere else" over a starry background. The final panel shows Pooh reading another paper, with the text "*reads entire page again*" and "@JennHasADHD" on the paper.
This comic strip, titled "ADHDinos," uses a simple, stylized art with pastel colors and a light blue sky to depict the fluctuating nature of motivation. The main subjects are a cheerful pink brain with eyes and a mouth, and a blue dinosaur, both drawn in a cartoonish style. The brain represents motivation that can be "on" or "off," while the dinosaur, embodying the individual, experiences these shifts dramatically. The humor arises from the dinosaur's earnest attempts to act when motivation is on, only to be thwarted when it abruptly turns off, highlighting the internal struggle of managing motivation.
On Off One Off On Off
#adhd
Three circles with text: "stuff i'm good at", "stuff i like to do", and "stuff that makes money" against a white background.
What's your #ADHD career path?
A man in a white suit, labeled "Me," is captured mid-air, seemingly floating or being thrown upwards, with his arms outstretched. Below him, a dense crowd of diverse individuals with raised hands reaches towards him, their faces obscured but their collective gesture suggesting anticipation or support. The backdrop is a wall of lush, green foliage, possibly a hedge or tall grass, creating a naturalistic yet dramatic setting. The overall mood is one of being overwhelmed and propelled by external forces, with the white text "Random irrelevant unrelated facts" overlaid on the crowd, humorously depicting the influx of useless information. The lighting is bright, casting subtle shadows and highlighting the dynamic, almost surreal, scene.
Sloths only descend from the trees to poop about once a week!
#adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah
The top panel of this meme, featuring Jim Halpert from The Office, displays the text "ADHD is like having the best idea and then" written in bold black lettering against a white board. His right hand, wearing a watch, points to the text with a marker, his expression one of thoughtful contemplation. The bottom panel shows Jim looking directly at the camera with a sheepish, knowing smile, the white board beside him blank, implying the swift abandonment of that brilliant idea. The overall mood is humorous and relatable, capturing the fleeting nature of thoughts often associated with ADHD.
In commemoration of the valuable concepts that are forfeited.
#adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah
It's a ritual I knew I would not remember; my brain knows it, too. It keeps our friendship alive
#adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah
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SpongeBob SquarePants stands next to a monument labeled "People living happily without mental health issues," with text saying "Me, pretending we're the same."
A diagram illustrating that anger might be hiding emotions like fear, anxiety, sadness, and shame.
It's like Wheel of Fortune minus the fortune part.
#adhd #rsd #emotional #dysregulation
A man in a brown suit stands and checks his watch in a yellow field, then sits dejectedly, and finally lies down.
Time is not relative to my obligations π€¨
#adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah
A four-panel comic illustrates a person attempting meditation with humorous, relatable results. In the first two panels, the figure, wearing a green tunic and orange socks, sits cross-legged with closed eyes, seemingly embracing the idea of "People say meditation can lower anxiety, so I'll try it" and "Time to silence my brain and enjoy the calming peace." The third panel dramatically breaks this calm as the figure's outline becomes translucent, revealing a frantic, tangled brain emitting the distressed cry "AHHHHHHH!!!". Finally, the fourth panel returns to the initial seated posture, but the figure's expression is now a tense grimace, with wide eyes and a furrowed brow, suggesting the attempt at peace has backfired. The setting is minimalist, with simple brown backgrounds and thin black borders separating the panels, placing all focus on the character's experience.
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#adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah
IF YOU FORGET TO TAKE YOUR ADHD MEDICINE BOTTOM TEXT. A cartoon ski instructor stands on a snowy slope.
The A in ADHD stands for Attenti
My Organization Skills: Patrick Star examines a microscope. My Memory: Patrick Star hits his head with a hammer.
Anyone else have this flavor of adhd?
#adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah
Do I like to sleep? Yes.
Do I stay up all night on my phone? Yes.
Do I regret it in the morning? Yes.
Will I do it again? Yes.
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.
The second best time is tomorrow.
- ADHD Proverb
The meme features two panels of Eric Andre in a suit, appearing increasingly distressed while a black metal fence serves as a stark background. In the top panel, he is seen holding a microphone, gesturing emphatically with an exasperated expression and the text "LET ME READ" superimposed, suggesting a desperate attempt to focus. The bottom panel escalates this, with Andre thrown back in agony, mouth wide open in a primal scream, accompanied by the text "LET ME REEEEAD!", emphasizing the overwhelming frustration and futility of trying to concentrate. The overall mood is one of comedic despair and relatable struggle, amplified by the stark lighting and the oppressive, repetitive lines of the fence.
A man in a suit drinks from a large water cooler jug against a plain background.
POV: It's 5pm, and you remembered that water is a thing.
#adhd #adhdmeme #adhs #tdah
"I'll Just Wake Up Early and Get This Done Tomorrow" and Other Lies I Tell Myself; A man with a guitar stands in front of a typewriter.