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my bf of 6 years and i just broke up 2 weeks ago, and tell me why as soon as i decide to chill out on dating men, 3 men reveal they’ve caught feelings for me… gents while i appreciate it…

my coworker is growing shrooms and gave me a sample for free, now the question is, do i get home and trip this afternoon or wait for the weekend… 🤔🤔

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a bitch named me, passed her written test for her license today!!!! (someone pls say congrats)

my work superpower is being so good at my job, that i get to pick and choose who works with me because my company doesn’t want to lose me

ya

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time 4 final bowl !!! gn fwiends

I keep trying to play Stardew Valley to relax only to get stressed out by planning the days for maximum farm efficiency and worrying about getting all the chores packed into the days. It's a more stressful game to me than Elden Ring or any survival horror game

day 2 of channeling JVN: i did my skincare routine again and some beautiful nighttime affirmations in the mirror

Can we switch the discourse to "why do so many recipes on the internet call for two cloves of garlic."

How am I looking at a lasagna recipe someone posted and it called for two garlic cloves. That's literally nonsense. It's 8 to 10 minimum.

i’ve made my home smarter with all the smart tech i can, and honestly its a fucking blessing!!! i love technology 🥹

i didnt know people had no idea how to actually wash their hair until i worked in a salon

my goals for 2025:
• finally be happy

stay tuned!!

It's been a couple months and I'm still genuinely so happy I left Twitter. Cheers to all you 🦋s.

lil dognut 🍩🥹

my housemate has the fortune of leaving the city every time we have a blizzard so my partner and i are left to maintain the driveway for days on end 🥲

doordash marketing team this season is lowkey killing it

it’s 6:15am and I’ve already applied to 6 jobs 👍🏻 let’s hope I can quit my current job soon because I cannot handle this!!!!

called in sick to work again because i really don’t know if i’m sick, or if the stress of the job is making me sick

why is “No.” and “No thank you.” not a complete sentence to some of u fucks like ?? i don’t have to justify my no, it’s just a no.

when you tell someone you appreciate the offer of their homemade baked good but can’t because allergies, they tell you the ingredients, you point out one you know you can’t have, and they tell you you’re wrong but the ingredients of that product literally have the allergen in the DOES CONTAIN list 🫠

YES 😭😭 i absolutely cannot deal 😭

MEEEEE i’m playing by myself rn and it makes you switch between 2 characters and i’m DYING 😂😂😂

WAIT PLS— I WANNA PLAY THIS WITH U ON DISCORD SO BAD WHAT 👀👀👀

drunk and can’t stop sending out posts on here even though i’ve been MIA for a hot minute LOL

well hello lovely folks, i’m new and hope the algorithm brings me
✨alt people
✨girls, gays and theys
✨all types of pet pics
✨kind people
✨queer people
✨nonjudgemental people
✨tattoo pics
✨all types of gamers (cozy, RPG, indie, FPS, etc.)
✨neurodivergent folks
✨positive people

☀️❤️☀️

our generation will (hopefully) be Elder Privilege Without (as much) Bigotry™️ and I’m so excited for that 😇

my apple rewind for this year is absolutely wild, shoutout to my beat friend but also shoutout to @scenequeenrocks.bsky.social because i’m one of 500 top listeners this (yes im obsessed with her, its fine, im fine)

drunk and playing Overcooked 2, wby?