Did I know what a Hand of Glory was by age ten, including what it does and how to make one? You bet I did, because I read books that were specifically written for children.

o_0

May we be so blessed

omg

I really love this <3

Seems like getting Starter Pack'd early in the game is a curse. I'm personally having a blissful time posting nonsense for no one into the void...

can we do this for real?

Saw it in L.A.

I think about dirty top of the tea at least once a day.

I'm pretty sure it's in Cold Lasagne Hate Myself 1999, which is worth watching in its entirety: stream.jamesacaster.com. (It's also where his viral bit about Ricky Gervais's trans hate jokes comes from.)

Have you seen the James Acaster special where he talks about getting dumped for Mr. Bean, a thing that actually happened to him in real life?

🫂

Rudyard Kipling - Infantry Columns - 2 hour loop YouTube video by oisiaa

I was thinking this: youtu.be/Glcg95L4JK4?...

From the burbank community on Reddit: More protesting and y'all are honking out there a lot today. Keep it up! Explore this post and more from the burbank community

Burbank is on it: www.reddit.com/r/burbank/co...

You are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS.

If they threaten you with arrest for trying to access a site you are lawfully entitled to access, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING ARREST YOU.

YOU MAKE THEM SLAP THE CUFFS ON A CONGRESSMAN LIVE ON TV, YOU MAKE THEM FUCKING DO IT.

Literally just had this exact thought

tbh this explains a lot about my life

Mayyyyybe

Yes!! This!

Perfect

You’ve heard of Pokémon, but have you tried…Potemkin Social?

Swap in Tamagotchis for phones, the kids will never notice

Oh nooooo

Few things make me feel as aligned with my heritage as proofreading MAD Magazine pages from my dad's office, which is full of MAD memorabilia

Chris, no

We’re safely with my parents! Our place will probably be fine.

We’re good. Safe but alert!

Everyone's safety depends on how many qualified scientists they personally know; I'm blessed with...two.

So far!

Here too