digital painting of Moon Child smoking posed like the meme super mario smoking weed

moon child smoking weed the movie

Happy Mother 3 20th Anniversary day everyone

an illustration of the character amaterasu from the videogame okami leaping up into the air with one paw above her head, she is a white wolf decorated with red swirls and a flaming shield on her back, she has a large smile on her face. on the tip of her nose is the character issun, a tiny sprite holding aloft a sword.

happy 20th anniversary, okami!!

dog hitting whip and nae nae on twitter with fawnpilled__ asking: "is he even allowed to do this? can someone check the rules"

oar fish is the world’s longest normal girl

well, i guess all the game needs are fullscreen and vsync options! i went as far as to add a sharp bilinear-like filter so the scaling is nice and shimmering-free too

and yes, there's controller support as well! it feels pretty nice to play

release is coming tomorrow

I’m Masuke, 17 years old. My usual route was closed for roadworks this morning, so I took a different route. I overslept a bit.

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

INTRODUCING:
PROJECT PHANTOM LIMB

SCOUR THE NAMELESS ISLE AND ITS EVIL FORTRESS
BATTLE WICKED SOULS AND SEVER THEIR BODIES
RESIST DEMONIC POSSESSION

(Releasing later this year)

tricotfurry posting on tumblr with the text: "800-273-8255. It's never too late." with tearsforbeers responding with: "This is just the corporate hotline for Long John Silver's." to which tricotfurry just says: "Sorry."

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

Not interested in your trolling. I’d rather listen to music and dance.

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

this is your pilot speaking. Are you mad at me.

"You people don't know what you want. You get mad when we make Alex marry his cousin. Then we change it so it's just a vague relative, and you're still mad. I tell ya there's just no pleasing you! If I didn't know any better I'd say you didn't want Alex to marry his family members at all!"

Listen up! Freeze guns authorized!

And, Samus... I'm authorizing the power to be his friend.

chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375

does anyone even like video games at all

this has to be in the top 5 funniest tweets of all time

Drawing of King Dedede wearing a baseball cap with a dumb grin next to a screenshot of him from Kirby Air Riders wearing the same thing

If you're wondering how the blockade is landing, this has been making its way around the naval nerds today

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

The “Calvin’s dad explains two types” meme, inspired by a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon. Clockwise from top left: 1) Calvin’s dad walks into frame to find Calvin trying to operate a record player. The dad says: “There are only two industries left in America: gambling, and fraud.” 2) The dad shows where the record goes, and how to turn on the player, while Calvin watches. Dad says “Derivatives? Gambling. AI? Fraud. Video games? Gambling. Social media? Fraud.” Calvin says “yeah”. 3) With one hand open palm up, Calvin’s dad cheerfully explains to Calvin out of frame below him, “The stock market looks like gambling, but it’s actually fraud.” 4) In bed in a dark room, Calvin clutches at his pillow, eyes wide in existential terror. There is no text in the panel.

I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

who are you picking? ✨

#ResidentEvil