who up and thriving

yeah, how the fuck is it gonna fit!?

A hard working Latino-Ameri-CUNT!! 🥰😂

Join me in the Breastroom?

Bandit’s looking for something to eat. 🍑
Bandit está procurando algo para comer. 🍑

image of an email app called “Mail Barn”, logged into CarterDavisEmail@mailbarn.org. currently selected email shows an image of a man with a melty head standing in a dark kitchen. From: BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com Subject: Soon You Will Be My Meal Hello Carter Davis, I am Just letting you know that youll be my meal soon. other emails in the inbox: chasecreditcard@zcx8.chase.5m2.net : Subject: Pleaseconfirm credit card of yours. BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com : Subject: I Will Cook You On The Stove Mommy Dearest Subject: Good morning my sweet pumpkin ronaldmcdonald@mcdoonald.net.com Subject: Free mcdonald gift card BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com Subject: Soon You Will Be My Meal BigMan9999999999 @zippymail.com Subject: I Will Eat Yu Like A Burger BigMan9999999999@zippymail.com Subject: Do You Like To Get Munched?? Internal Revenue Service Subject: This is your final warning

These spam emails are so awkward 🙄

coupla idiots

yes

teehee

can you rub my back as well

jerk your worthless peanitsd

can’t sleep. and don’t want to jerk my peanitsd

me at the pool

me at the pool but smiling and I look good asf

a gay, wearing a speedo, during summer? groundbreaking

Not at all mwah mwah

do you mind if we kiss??

come over I think I can get you into mine

my weekend in 4 photos

it’s a mimic don’t do it!!

yes

(i was slightly stoned when i took these last night) hush don’t wake kuma up

😍😍😍

they should invent a ketchup that jerks itself off before you have to use it

wow bark

can you come over soon

jeje que bonito. me encantan tus cejitas ❤️❤️❤️

and more

no baby no. wait, do it like this. wait let me show you

i winked at you sir. can you wink back

i agree with the latter