Drew a thing

@rylarth.bsky.social
Smol

I will crush you from existance with my dick.

I've heard good things

*observed*

Long weekend let's goooo

"I think I'm in love"
*The self-fulfilling prophecy that all your relationships are doomed to fail and you will die alone*

When I last went skiing, we said we'd make it a yearly thing,
That was 8 years ago, god I miss it

Ah yes, the fabled "chill day"

Can we play halo together? :3

Tfw your getting your ass beat by a plush dragon who's actions are randomly generated by dice rolls

"How do I look?"
"30-year-old gay man vibes"
"that's the plan."
@mintybatbutt.bsky.social

In an empty house with a sofa, a bed, and two chairs, and yet I'm still sitting on the floor.

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a grassy field .

I wander what happing today in social medi-
oh...

Enjoy the next 3 months of alternating between really excited and waiting for what feels like years for updates from your solicitor :)

I offered a little over asking and they accepted within 6 hours xP probably wasn't a great deal but got it done

How far into this are you then? Just got out the other end myself

It's a bit of a paradox, I guess I create that impression because don't feel I've got a lot interesting to say

I'm trying to think how long ago I made this account and haven't posted anything to it.
Similarly I think I got on twitter in 2015 and never posted anything to it untill about 3 years ago.