(whisper) I just wanted to say “inopportune chicane”

What fuckin reality are you living in man? They’ve effectively told huge swaths of voters, myself included, to eat shit and vote for them and also that my views don’t matter to them.

I genuinely believe Michael Jordan’s father was murdered over MJ’s gambling debts

This is actually a huge compliment bc it means someone thought you were so cool that you were stealing nerd valor

Man that sucks so hard I hate it here

They picked this section thinking it makes Christianity look good??

Why does it look like their both faces are about to slough off into a nasty slimy puddle?

Hermes(standing on top of the building): I’m gonna jump!
Bender: Do a flip!

Racism bro it’s really that simple sometimes

Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

That’s just something that happens the first time anyone says they’re gay

The wealthy business owners tried to overthrow the government and install a dictator bc FDR took the US off the gold standard, but sure he’s the extreme one.

Lumping communism in with nazism and the transatlantic slave trade is fuckin crazy man and almost as dumb as palantir’s statement.

Lmao if that QA person was smart they’d be charging the CEO 5x their old hourly rate to consult

The replies in that thread are such huge bummers. I’ve never seen a group of people so gleeful to outsource their brains

“Interesting Times” is such a smirking shit eating way of describing the fascism that they helped usher in

I think your point that Madonna is our current Madonna stands

Would it be fair to say Lady Gaga is the next madonna? I guess that might be kinda insulting to Gaga, who I think outshines Madonna in pretty much every way.

Ohhhh shit lmao this is actually such an important PSA. Check the serving sizes or you might end up on fuckin Jupiter

Isn’t funny how these shitheads are continually in the process of realizing material capital does not buy cultural capital? It drives them so crazy that they can’t just spend money to make people like them

It’s just rapist shit at the end of the day. They believe they can take what they want from whoever they want by any means necessary at any time.

Why do we need to replace ICE or the concentration camps they run at all? we don't cure cancer and stick new diseases into a body to replace it

Nice being high forever sounds dope

Secret 3rd option: shortnin bread is the greatest song ever composed

I can see the comparison, she was a 264 month old baby after all

I wonder what that lady’s opinion was when she saw those photos of the babies dead in the incubators as a result of the hospitals in Gaza being evacuated due to IDF bombing

A Kermit puppet bent over spreading open its hand hole like goatse

They are beatin your ass in the QTs

Didn’t he kinda go through this whole thing with his TV show too?