Wow you’re handsome and funny. Can I lick your butthole

She already has let's be honest

FELICIA - My System YouTube video by Melodifestivalen

It is everything

I have no choice but to conclude that this was a watershed moment in my homosexual life

I've been summoned

I'm afraid the new Madonna single slaps

Me awake in bed at 3 AM looking at my phone after I promised myself I would go to sleep early

The things I do for you

On it my mom knows people

Oh I'm holding

Wagyu roast beef

The Black Ball (La bola negra)

(it's world premiering in Cannes 🥹)

Would make perfect sense if these two homosexuals finally win her the Oscar

Yeah

One of these days I’m going to get unbelievably stoned and write my Josie Packard spinoff pilot where she’s trying to navigate life, love, and career in the big city *record scratch* as a wooden knob?!?!

So much talent on display

Nope I'm so excited

Oh my God yes

I am obsessed with Bleak Beach

Good evening adult Internet sons

We as homosexuals need more psycho-biddy horror

🩷🩷🩷🩷

Michelle's 15-season-long inability to understand what a family resemblance is actually supposed to look like remains of the unsolved mysteries in gay culture

Mmm soft pretzels

I think I’m in some sort of Langoliers situation.

Fumio Yamaguchi. Twin Peaks S02E04 - Laura's Secret Diary.

Twin Peaks: Fumio Yamaguchi.

You will bottom and you will like it

You will not put Drag Me to Hell and Troll 2 in the same list what is wrong with you*

*This is a rhetorical question for I am fully aware of everything that's wrong with you