well you just told this website like a week ago so it's not like it's a state secret

love a purr love a sleepy orange man who does a purr

Happy birthday friend!!!

No one should be a cock to a stranger, ever!

Mitch Hedberg bit on a donut shop receipt:

In old-coded fashion I didn’t think of this when the prompt went around, but for sure one of my most old person opinions is that if you refer to getting a place to stand in the front row at a show as “getting barricade”, that is spiritually out of whack behavior

Whoops I think you can now!

i just opened this link and sighed with deep happiness, this is what the internet is for

Hi we don't know each other but I am in a small discord that's like this and maybe @mismatched.bsky.social who reposted this where I could see it would be interested too. DM me if yes!

Lol

not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

It is so good in a gin buck with a lemon twist. I’m a little inebriated and I made a small risotto mistake

Good take

Are flex posts really bollards

Tonight we are learning about falernum

I mean my friends have been known to do meal spreadsheets well in advance out of some combination of anxiety, joy of planning, and excitement about recipes but that is. A long time in advance

Absolutely not

Never seen one of those, lucky for me

“It feels like this real life person is spam” is a funny bit but it’s also a real thing that happened to me in a Lyft today

It’s days later and I’m stuck on “was going to post this on substack but they don’t let you indent blocks of text”

Who up releasing various fascia

big fan of ♨️, 🚡, and 🆒

Want some?

All my homies hate DDP

made some kombucha with lychee juice in f2 and it positively owns

My god

Looking down a long antique bar from one end. Shelves of junk and furniture visible in the background

Now that’s a bar (I went to the salvage store to sigh over pocket doors until I give myself vertigo)

Reddit algorithm be like “we heard you like Minneapolis, here are the subreddits of a dozen other midsized US cities”

The EARS

concept: pneumatic tube deviled egg delivery service