Simpsons bus driver "don't make me tap the sign" meme that reads "NBA referees may miss calls sometimes and may make calls you disagree with but they do not hate your team and the NBA is not rigged and if you think so that is loser behavior"

gentle reminder for all NBA fans (really, all sports fans) as we start the NBA playoffs

(yes the playoffs started yesterday but I forgot to post this)

Bridges was on the line of doing something that could get him ejected but it's better to keep him in the game so he's not free to do other things like beating his girlfriend half to death in front of their kids or throwing billiard balls at her car

Ok but way to respect employees’ break times.

“Talent wise you can put us up against a lot of people” -Zach Lavine on the kings

We did put you up against a lot of people, Zach. 82 times. It didn't go great!

I mean…we aren’t ready for a full rebuild yet anyway. Why not keep him around until we have a roster that someone else can actually do something with. Assuming that ever happens, and that’s a BIG assumption.

The shared excitement over NASA’s recent mission compared to the general indifference to SpaceX missions speaks to the power of something seen as the product of communal human effort rather than just the ego and avarice of one obnoxious dork.

Oh give me a break. We were all on here last night bemoaning the fact that the Kings were dangerously close to winning that game because they just can’t help but get in their own way, and now the league wants to investigate Doug for coaching possibly the most ethical/incompetent tank ever? gtfo 🙄

wtf Kings. Actually wtf Warriors

We’re sending people to the moon & we’re on the precipice of nuclear war. Like when a soap opera writer runs out of ideas so they just start rewriting the greatest hits of the past. Some of those stories hit, but most are a huge disappointment & then the show is canceled or relegated to streaming. 🤔

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

Ah yes, the traditional Easter morning threat of war crimes. 🕊️

I can’t even be mad at it 🤦🏻‍♀️

Nope. Too late. We’re goin to the Waffle House.

Everything sucks but life sometimes still astonishes in good ways. Wow.

Leaving aside for a second that Graham is morally bereft himself, I can’t be the only one who reads this as saying, “don’t joke about this, my guy…you need Jesus!” This reads like a spiritual intervention and dude is posting it like a W. I’d laugh if I could stop crying.

You first, shitbag

Adding this to my list of helpful mental health resources asap. This just makes my heart happy. 💗

It’s so easy to not be a complete piece of shit and JKR takes every opportunity to do the opposite. It would be fascinating if people weren’t still lining her pockets in the name of nostalgia.

I have never seen anything to suggest that Adam Silver actually likes basketball.

I’ve been extremely critical of congressional Dems, but credit where it’s due…they executed this well and the other side caved. Now to see if they can leverage the messaging around that or if they instead squander the victory.

Abusers tend to feign shock when their abuse prompts a reaction. And they tend to frame the people they harmed as “crazy” or “sick” for having a reaction to the harm. Just an observation.

I really like this kid. He’s been the highlight of an absolutely abysmal season.

This is the thing…TSA employees don’t need help, they need to be paid, and Republicans are holding their pay & traveler safety hostage to throw more money at ICE and CBP. And if the Dems aren’t beating that drum *consistently* on the news shows, then once again, I have to ask wtf they *are* doing.

Well this sucks. Sure seems like we could use some renewable energy.

Goddamn it. Infuriating and devastating.

Wait maybe the baseball thing was good actually? I don’t know what’s going on.

I missed it all tonight, but catching up with my For You feed, between Kings fans, Canes fans and whatever the baseball situation was, it seems like it wasn’t a great night in sports. Although it sounds like the Kings are back in the tank!!

This is so gross. I’m extremely critical of Israel’s conduct, but this is just dangerous, anti-Semitic scapegoating & seeks to shield every American official from the consequences of their own actions. This is a rat fleeing a sinking ship and doing it in the most cowardly, despicable way possible.

We need a national deprogramming because I’m positive I still have family members in the cult who would look me dead in the eyes & swear this administration & party care about the working class & military families. While simultaneously crying about how they can’t afford food because of Obama/Biden.

Cool, cool…so you, your sons, daughters, and grandchildren will all volunteer for this duty then, right? No enemy combatants, it’s not boots on the ground, so no need for specially trained Marines then, right? Go secure that oil, Pete! Show us how it’s done.