A picture of a small handheld game device that unfolds into two transflective LCD screens. It's Microsoft Excel as a Game & Watch.

Microsoft Excel

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

I was just told my hours are being cut at work, so I'm going to need some help. Anybody looking for a graphic designer?

a bear vacuuming a floor as a japanese salaryman looks on in terror

found out about the manga kuma gurashi which is like those ones where a manic pixie dream girl comes into a salaryman's life and starts doing all his domestic chores for him to heal his heart except in this one it's a realistically drawn bear and the salaryman is terrified on every single page

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

oh yeah, we’ll be at fanfest!!

Hey, is this story true?

Link (2021)

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

A screenshot of the Smash Bros. Dojo website character page edited to have Moon Child on it

Anyone else remember going onto the Smash Bros. Dojo back when Brawl was coming out?

"patlabor" is what my cat demands from me. and brother, I'm clocking in

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens

Outerheaven Pirate Television
MAZINGER Z | LAUGHTER AND GRIEF BY THE WHITE SEA | CLANGERS | THE LITTLE PRINCE
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Goku: This Sparrowhawk guy seems strong!

Ursula K. Le Guin: Yes, he was quite strong, but strength meant nothing compared to his foolishness.

Goku: Wow.

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

Being in Las Vegas today has introduced me to the fun game of “Is That Guy Here for WrestleMania or Phish at the Sphere?”

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Late night melty by the car