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I am actually going to bury myself in a hole. The delivery driver arrived and said something which I thought was “how are you?” So I responded “I’m fine thanks how are you?” But then one realised that he just said “burger king?” And I just I’m going into the ground under the mud with the worms.

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Burger King arrival: imminent

Apparently I am not allowed to take photos by myself so I let Toby join in :^)

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tried to put dead flowers in my mouth. did not taste good.

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Thank you !!

i love taking dramatic candlelit photos as if i am in a renaissance painting.

but really i am just an evil cryptid, bathing in the tears of those who have hurt me. and also a bathbomb from Lush.

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thank you :") there seems to be a lot more people i know on here now so i'm hoping it's better than before 😭

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