Back then they didn't have horny jail, it was straight to horny death sentence

I dreamed last night I was on a boat to Heaven
And by some chance I had brought my dice along
And there I stood
And I hollered, "Roll a Will save!"
But the people there, their Wisdom was strong

the extent to which so many men are sex pests is just baffling and depressing

you can just Not Do That

there is shit that's hard for me! remembering to take in the trash cans is hard! checking the calendar is hard! starting a design doc is hard! not being a sex pest: not that hard

The cover of the book "We'll Prescribe You a Cat" by Syou Ishida. The graphic on the cover shows a cute gray cat with black stripes and white tummy poking its head and front paws out of a typical orange prescription medicine bottle. It also has the text "Cats are always the purrfect cure."

Spoilers for this book?

Since I'm ranting about this: the person who is credited with coining the phrase "it's easier to ask forgiveness than permission" is Admiral Grace Hopper, and she was referring to work situations, not interpersonal situations, or flouting laws or societal norms.

My "Not involved in dark rituals" chair has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my chair.

The last location where more than three of my ancestors lived in the same place was New York City

Urinals in hotel lobby bathroom. One of the urinals has a sign that reads “Passover Use Thank You”

I guess I’m grateful to the Hampton Inn & Suites for reserving a urinal for Passover use, though I’m not sure what made them think it was necessary.

How do you know that she is a witch?

- She's labeled as one!

- They labeled me like this!

Which part do the Talmud do you think the West adheres to? Be specific.

The reason becoming atheist is different than becoming Christian is that Judaism cares about actions, not beliefs. Belief in God is a matter of personal opinion. Becoming Christian means affiliating with a group that has persecuted Jews for millennia, and praying to a different God (i.e. Jesus).

To get less metaphorical: A Jew who becomes a Christian is an apostate, which means they're only *technically* still a Jew for certain limited matters under Jewish law, such as marriage eligibility. But they aren't counted as a Jew for pretty much anything else. e.g. they can't join a synagogue.

Being Jewish is essentially a tribal identity. Judaism is the tribe's religion, but ceasing to believe in the tribe's religion doesn't mean you're kicked out of the tribe. But there are certain things that can (for all intents and purposes) get you kicked out, and one is joining a hostile "tribe."

Gd bless Ephraim

Shammai is totally adding you to the liars lists when he gets back

It doesn't even have a Gemara in the Bavli??

What was your favorite tractate?

Imagine having such an intellectually impoverished life that you think posting the same links over and over and ignoring everything else counts as "discussing theology"

Please touch grass

No, including the Orthodox. It's a fable. You probably heard Aesop's fables and thought hares could talk

You don't have to accept that. I don't. It's a fable told by a rabbi about a necromancer who summons ghosts. Just because they wrote it in the Talmud doesn't mean Jews believe it's true.

Calm down. You're so emotional you can't read or write properly. Take a few deep breaths and maybe talk to someone

"Maybe if I post this enough times, and ignore the explanations, I will start to feel better about my empty life" - you

Ketuvot 11b – No, sex with three year olds isn’t permitted - Antisemitic Lies Ketuvot 11b – No, sex with three year olds isn’t permitted The Quote "When a grown-up man has intercourse with a little girl, it is nothing" - Kethuboth 11b The Reality That's not really what the quot...

And this was sent to you also but you couldn't be bothered to click

It has already been explained and you ignored it. You don't want an explanation, you want to troll

This person flagrantly has no desire for an actual explanation or understanding, they want to just be a full brain-off Jew-hater

Passover obviously pre-dates Jesus, but celebrating it with a Seder is a later innovation.

There's a lot to complain about the US government and even its citizens, but when you come for our nature, you cross a line

I think you have to start seeing "Christian" as an identity and not a personality trait or a merit badge.

i ate four lembas