Bluesky has announced a sudden, bizarre pivot into the sustainable footwear market, sending their share price rocketing up by over 700%

[at the orgy]

Are you gonna finish that or can I have some?

it would probably be easier if I didn't forget the straight line tool existed for most of it.... 🙃

a drawing of a mouse on a late 90s laptop playing minesweeper (renamed Minesqueaker for the pun)

I thought this would be a simple joke about a mouse playing Minesqueaker but in the end I got played thinking drawing a game of Minesweeper was an easy task

👏👏

thanks!! 😌

a whippoorwill on a branch, mouth open and lookin atcha

whippoorwills kinda whip

Families should be able to trade people, just like professional sports teams.

owning and using a leaf blower is hobbyless behavior

The average person eats over 100 spiders everytime they try a bite of my patented spider casserole

If pickleball involved them actually using a pickle as a ball I would be a lot more inclined to watch it

accidentally included my boobs in my pic of the lasagna I'm making pls respond

Trump with focal zoom. Morrowind dialogue box says "the war failed and your economy was destroyed".

I spent so long on this I feel like I haven't seen the sun in days lmao

a portrait of Gerard way from my chemical romance done by me

felt inspired to do a portrait for the first time in 4 years, pretty happy with how it turned out 😌 very excited to see mcr again later this year

sewing a little Canadian flag onto my backpack so I'm not identified as an American while wandering the wasteland looking for unopened cans of beans

great advice.

i unironically believe in anti-grind influencing.

productivity sucks ass.

you "do not need to get more done"

that is a lie being peddled to you by grifters who profit from your misery

Depluralize a movie.

The Breakfast Guy

A Crow On The Orient Express.

(robbing a pharmacy) I’m pillaging.

I have made you this Cheez-It out of clay please respond

I was worried that almost 4 hours was really long but watching it back it's drawing, making tea, drawing, making a salad, drawing, playing fetch with my dog, drawing, watering my plants, drawing, pulling out ingredients from the freezer for dinner, drawing, zoning out, drawing

I could never post the drawing videos from these bc I have adhd and i stop and start a million times while I'm distracted and it's so boring to see it do nothing for so long even while sped up because I spent so long making and eating a salad or whatever 😭😭

BREAKING: live press conference at 9:30pm to address the beautiful sweetie allegations

He has risen, yet he’s still not answering my texts

remember don't be too enthusiastic in your replies people might think you want to join their discord

when you wear cuff links to a fight it’s called sophistacuffs

filling the easter eggs with HRT and weed edibles, so the kids become bluesky posters

wormholes are like the buttholes of space

There is nothing sexier than a man in the kitchen, IMHO.

He can be doing dishes.

He can be cooking.

He can be holding the refrigerator door open, gazing blankly into the interior.