Jaden McDaniels is a dumb bitch

Norm rules!

Alright, I’m home now so here’s the Norm update. Yesterday at 4pm, I got a text from a family I’ve been helping who had a loved one abducted a couple of days after Renée Good’s murder. This was the family that Norm Nation kept from being evicted (and you delivered). ICE had released their loved one.

Sports betting interface showing Game 3: Denver at Minnesota on April 23 at 8:30 PM, with Denver listed at 1.79x odds and 54% probability, and Minnesota at 2.05x odds and 47% probability, alongside a total betting volume of $59,076.

Would ya look at that!

Leaves of Grass two-volume deluxe McSweeney’s edition by Walt Whitman with a colorful illustrated slipcase featuring a vibrant landscape scene

OMG, this is gorgeous.

Jaden with the Arya Stark vibes. 🐺

The Big Ragu has evolved into his new form, Gorilla Nuts. This role comes with enhanced bravery, precision, and speed.

Anthony Edwards on Donte DiVincenzo:

“I love Donte. I told him after the game he’s got gorilla nuts.”

“When he took the three at the end today I was like ‘Ah Donte’ and then he made it I was like, ‘Let’s fucking go Donte.’”

Anthony Edwards on getting up and blocking shots:

“I just be watching Dwyane Wade clips. He was beating shit at the rim so I just be trying to beat shit at the rim.”

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Ant could barely move in the first quarter and then just went nuts the rest of the game

19 point comeback win for the Wolves tonight.

Their second largest in playoff history, dating back to their G7 at Ball Arena in 2024.

Donte DiVincenzo is legitimately the nicest dude. After getting traded to the Wolves, he stopped by our coffee shop and gave my staff and me the time of day. I told him I was excited he joined the team; he asked me for advice on his home coffee setup. Star struck, but he made it feel normal.

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Bret hart watching tv at a ridiculous angle

Me at 12am on a Monday in my living room

I miss when he looked like he was still trying to figure out his body and moved around like a goofball.

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Me to 💤

The whole damn game ✅

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WOLVES WINNNNNNN DROP YOUR DANCING GIFS

Wolves win. Good luck getting to sleep. It’s gonna take me a bit to calm down.

“I haven’t played in awhile. Just trying to get my legs going. This is like my second game.” – Ant

They doubted the Wolves!!

I’m gonna cry.

I’m wide awake and this game is worth every second of staying up.

This is the Timberwolves team fans were hoping for in the postseason. So many calamities in that first quarter, down a bunch and then not only came back but has a sliver of a lead with three and a half to play

The Big Ragu, I see.

Seeing a Jokic heave turn into an airball was healing.

Ant is back to seal the deal. I’m so ready for bed but I’m scared to go to sleep.

Naz Free’d