This will be so hype once it loads

$809,469

alt text: the image below says we have hit the $809,469 mark at 8:03 pm ET, Tuesday night

That explains what that weird navy blue beam over my house is.

This is the same z-axis scale as lunchtime. You can really see the growth just in the last few hours

Lower48 Standings Alabama Alabama 8589.57 Arkansas Arkansas 1712.92 Arizona Arizona State 14832.86 California Stanford 32228.44 Colorado Naropa University 3695.64 Connecticut Connecticut (UConn) 1827.93 District of Columbia Georgetown 535.21 Delaware Delaware 476.69 Florida Florida 34171.85 Georgia Georgia 17027.43 Hawaii Hawai'i 1944.25 Iowa Iowa 3312.83 Idaho Boise State 1760.09 Illinois Illinois 7001.02 Indiana Indiana 15701.47 Kansas Kansas State 1599.13 Kentucky Kentucky 1646.38 Louisiana Louisiana Monroe 2251.24 Massachusetts Boston College 2221.23 Maryland Maryland 3269.36 Maine Protect Trans Kids University 137125.01 Michigan Michigan 185189.64 Minnesota Minnesota 5249.24 Missouri Missouri (Mizzou) 3281.63 Mississippi Mississippi (Ole Miss) 1930.62 North Carolina Duke 4618.43 North Dakota North Dakota State 1341.53 Nebraska Nebraska 2725.4 New Jersey Rutgers 679.76 New Mexico New Mexico 190.09 Nevada Nevada 615.95 New York Buffalo 1584.29 Ohio Ohio State 11884.26 Oklahoma Oklahoma 4007.17 Oregon Oregon 3020.17 Pennsylvania Penn State 43567.4 South Carolina Clemson 2586.06 Tennessee Tennessee 5754.24 Texas Texas A&M 6957.78 Utah Utah 2252.42 Virginia Washington & Lee 22860.6 Washington Washington 9701.93 Wisconsin Wisconsin 8049.94 West Virginia West Virginia 1300.08 Wyoming Make Spencer Eat Cheese University 393.68 Ireland Ireland Rugby 344.08

Insets of NE and DMV

Alaska standalone

Hawaii standalone

QUITTIN' TIME!

Charity Bowl State Champs as of 04/21/26 at 17:03:51

Top 25 Standings Michigan 185189.64 Protect Trans Kids University 137125.01 Penn State 43567.4 Florida 34171.85 Stanford 32228.44 Washington & Lee 22860.6 Georgia 17027.43 Indiana 15701.47 Arizona State 14832.86 Notre Dame 13154.95 Ohio State 11884.26 William & Mary 10020.52 Washington 9701.93 Georgia Tech 9117.63 Alabama 8589.57 Wisconsin 8049.94 Virginia Tech 7541.27 Illinois 7001.02 Texas A&M 6957.78 Texas Christian (Tcu) 6548.11 South Florida (Usf) 6368.57 Baylor 5788.86 Tennessee 5754.24 Pittsburgh (Pitt) 5513.48 Minnesota 5249.24

Quittin' time, part 2!

Charity Bowl Top 25 as of 04/21/26 at 17:05:21

EDSBS Charity Bowl Benefiting New American Pathways

soooo we were gonna celebrate hitting $750K and, well, lmao

PTKU had other ideas

fuck it, let's go for $800K

www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Agreed, just wanted to be sure.

Her name or her face?

a number of someones have formed a kind of Go Blue critterball to drop $100k and then some

This is truly the most fun internet week of the year

Restoring faith in humanity one bit of spite at a time #charitibundibowl

Obviously you'll have to adopt Kim Bones Arrico and another dog you'll name Kim Barks Arrico to test.

Amara Darboh's iconic Odell catch

Amara Darboh at his citizenship ceremony while at Michigan

a handsome 🦬 thanking me for my donation

Day One #CharitibundiBowl

$82 (+fees) for former Michigan WR #82 Amara Darboh, a refugee of the Sierra Leone Civil War.

This country is better off with him amongst our ranks.

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

Day Two #CharitibundiBowl

$86 (+fees) for former Michigan WR #86 Jehu Chesson, whose family left Liberia during the Liberian Civil War when he was two years old.

This country is better off with him amongst our ranks.

@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

The little eaaaaaaars

An important bit of Charity Bowl foreshadowing

Day one in the books, let’s review the film

Hey Mackenzie have you heard the good news of @newap-georgia.bsky.social

the edsbs charity bowl has now raised more money than the entire amount the sugar bowl foundation gave to charity last year ($435,600 on $74 million in net assets)

screenshot from edsbscharitybowl.com showing that $461,666 has been raised from 1572 donors

given that donations opened this morning we could actually get to $500k by midnight www.edsbscharitybowl.com

Eat shit Gary

Please give Thelma all the pets.

5 PM Charitibundi Leader board

Look, by no means is the Money Cannon going to stop firing, but hell yeah PTKU.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

Old Grandpa has done it a lot though.

Nephew while being put to bed: I can beat up baby Grandpa AND old Grandpa.

Responses to this boast were at best doubtful and sometimes derisive, mostly from me, who suggested Grandpa should just pick him up.

A LOT

Photo of Pedro Pascal wearing a dark grey blazer and loosely tied necktie, paired with short blue denim jorts. He is holding some cream coloured roses in one hand and the other is over his crotch where he has suggestively tucked his index finger into his fly. You’re welcome.

I might be misreading things but it feels like the timeline could use a picture of Pedro Pascal in little shorty jorts

“How do we say Go Blue in Amharic but make it MEAN Go Blue,” a real and heated office debate

And I haven't yelled at anyone in awhile.