I am so fucking mad

I'll be at A Big Gay Market in Albany,NY this Sunday!
I'll be tent #18 (its yellow ;)

Fred from Scooby-Doo unmasking the bad guy at the end of a mystery, in two frames. First frame: Left side: a tied up man in a white featureless mask with eye holes. The caption over him in impact font reads, "SOMETHING I USED TO LOVE SUCKS NOW" Right side of frame, Fred has his hand on the mask, about to pull it off. The caption on him reads, "LET'S SEE WHO'S BEHIND THIS." Second frame: The unmasked bad guy has a pencil thin curling mustache, a pointy nose, and dark hair, with a widow's peak. The caption on him reads, "PRIVATE EQUITY"

Evergreen

An illustration of a yellow and pink moth kitten being held by a pair of hands.

✨🌸Uppies! 🌸✨
[ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]

🌸The rosy maple moth kitten plushie launches today at 10am pst 🌸
Help reach the goal and get your very own moth kitten plushie!
www.makeship.com/products/ros...

Get back to work

20 years ago i bought two MOTHER 3 DX boxes – one for myself, one for The Future

a few weeks ago, i took that mint DX with me to Japan and got it signed by Shigesato Itoi

today, it goes up for auction to benefit @wck.org

tiltify.com/@ladyte/auct...

come on man.

What's the countdown at?

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

🐁☁️🎈💕

I saw someone on here arguing the other day that you don’t own a book, you only own a license to the book and the book itself is a token of the license. I assure you, I own my books. I can lend them out. I can read them aloud to my child. I can sell them to other people. I can hit you with them

drumlincountry Mar 6, 2024 Laios heaven is Marcille hell it.s a very efficient system drumlincountry Mar 6, 2024 marcille iis in a survival horror story Chilchuck is in The Office Senshi is in Stardew Valley And Laios is in. Well he's in dungeon meshi. swan2swan Mar 16, 2024 What's Falin in? bloodyshadow1 Mar 18, 2024 the dragon

A graph of someone's heart rate. Around 11AM there is a large spike.

I'm not joking. They sent me a text around 11 AM and well, you see how my heart responded

elmo and sesame street are dancing in a courtroom with the words bring in the dancing lobsters ALT: elmo and sesame street are dancing in a courtroom with the words bring in the dancing lobsters

False alarm
Bring in the dancing lobsters

Being called randomly into the office has spiked my anxiety to monumental heights

Apparently a lot of the tenants get nervous if I stare at them. What they don't realize is that I'm cheking the supply rack that is directly behind them

Funny as fuck

I like bluesky because it feels so much like tumblr

1. barely works
2. userbase is annoying (affectionate)(not that affectionate)
3. being queer on here feels like I’m actively participating in ruining some tech company’s investment

Be loud. Share your art unapologetically. Do not apologize for taking up space ✨

My car is not meant for short fat people to drive

Capital District Renaissance Festival returning to Altamont for 12th year The New York Capital District Renaissance Festival is slated to return to Indian Ladder Farms in Altamont on June 13, 14, 20, and 21.

Knights of the realm will be gathering for two weekends of jousts, blacksmithing, turkey legs, and merriment with the New York Capital District Renaissance Festival set to return to Indian Ladder Farms on June 13, 14, 20, and 21.

Earth, Wind & Fire - After The Love Has Gone (Audio) YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO

After the love has gone

What used to be right is wrong

Can love that's lost be found?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUCL...

12 thumbnails of illustrations from my portfolio. From pixelart to realistic rendering, from comic book covers to game art, from logo design to boxart

#portfolioday

The "don't speak ill of the dead/don't be a piece of shit when you're alive" meme

Logging on 😘

A drawing of a realistic dog wearing a tie saying; "I need to lock in and prove that I am capable. I need to be taken seriously." While a drawing of a cartoon dog says; "I need to stay silly and whimsical lest I lose the very essence of myself." Perpetrating an endless cycle

Endless cycle

A purple cheesecake in a baking pan

I made an ube cheesecake yesterday and it came out so good

Todd is a good follow

It’s a good question, let’s clear the air:

1) Disco is awesome, like 25 all-time classic tracks in a 4 year span,

2) Disco was hated because it was queer, brown, and black,

3) Disco was hated because it paired women and men in a different power dynamic.

4) “Disco Sucks” was a “ MAGA” test run.

FierceFerrets - Twitch Couples Co-op! Two Wives Finish Their Run. Poison & Doom Are Amazing!

We are LIVE 🔴 Come hang out with your favorite ferrets while we play some Slay the Spire II in COUPLES CO-OP NIGHT!!
twitch.tv/fierceferrets

A boil bag with crab, scallops,corn and broccoli

The remnants of CRAB

if you can't guess, I really like crab.

Tank you my friend. Feeling much better