Sorry guy, this is your real life.

Dude he obviously doesn't want to talk to you, why don't you just quit following him? Would you follow behind someone in real life as they walked off, talking at their back after they told you to go away?

Michael B Jordan all ripped and oily holding a sculpt of his own chest as if he burst out of it and in his left hand and on the left side of his body he has a cool trench coat on but the right side is just bare body with deltoids and pecs and triceps and obliques and forearms and then he has on these green pants made out of Rich Person Material, probably some kind of rare animal leather and the lighting accentuates all the creases pointing to his schmeat oh yeah by the way even his nipple is shiny Rolling Stone did this

Have we discussed this yet?

This still seems to be going on, 313 Team are the dog that caught the car and aren’t sure what to do next.

Yep, totally broken

Damian McCarthy is the best!

They're very good!

Extremely accurate

I was looking at my phone instead of paying attention to where I was going and I stepped in a giant puddle that completely filled my boot with water. I've been hoisted on my own petard

So freaking excited for Hokum tomorrow!

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

referring to the orbital counterweight for a space elevator as ultrastructure in contradistinction to infrastructure just because it's high above us all the time, pissing everyone off for no good reason

Pour some kefir on that klav kalash

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

I'm in NZ so I'm really enjoying it

Ritalin me this, Batman

I think you can trace it all back to The Lord of the Flies, so it's really Britain's fault.

Turns out racism is curable. Go figure

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

Well done! Looks like such a cool space. I bet they love it

A beautiful sponge

I've been making something I call C+C Snack Factory, where I mix a ton of cashews with a ton of dried cranberries. I'm thinking about adding chocolate chips and calling it C³ Megamix.

Go Mother Lessie!

this made me cry? what the hell man

Oh wow that sounds amazing

It's a movie that deals with that sort of idea that's really good

Have you seen Coherence?

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS