We he always did kinda give me a boner

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

It feels like Hegseth was specifically designed in a lab to destroy the US military

Jonathan Keir
Harker Starmer
🤝
Not having enough questions about
their good friend, the Prince of Darkness

how an artist draws their characters vs how they draw themselves.

Trivia This is Ian McKellan and James Corden’s first collaboration since Cats (2019).

IMDb trivia: you just sold me a ticket to The Christophers.

I don't think there's any way to force presidents or presidential candidates to submit to some outside panel of doctors, and making psychiatric diagnoses in particular into a malleable political tool is extremely problematic.

Pope Leo could do the opening riff to Disaster Tourism by mewithoutYou and I wouldn't blink an eye

Put it in a letter, Jane Austen

Studying policy absolutely shocked me with how much ag is subsidized and shocked me more in how I was willing to actually be cool with it because nobody should face a famine.

Sending Zohran a package of FromSoft related riffs he can use to get tax hikes on top earners passed.

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

a commission from @sproutsnout.bsky.social ! My boy Shnail has never looked so fun and fancy free ! Bless! Get a commish from charlie!

Leftovers?

Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly*
Judi Dench: oh Garfield
Garfield: *snores loudly*
Judi Dench: you wretched creature
Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper*
Judi Dench: murderous reprobate
Garfield: *watches tv*
Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing

The trouble with the kind of adult Catholic convert JD Vance represents is that they don't view their faith as a way to make themselves better people. They view it as a way to pretend Warhammer 40k is real.

22 Short Films About Springfield first aired on 14th April 1996, making Steamed Hams thirty years old today.

Quite the dilemma

*gets slinky black dress and wig ready and...* Wait. MorticiaNS? Oh, right, yeah that makes... yeah.

This is shady marketing, particularly when many of us have had to deal with overzealous burners in forums and comment sections. Getting your music in tiktoks and in influencer videos is fine. Manufacturing bot campaigns to steamroll critical commenters is gross. I say this as Geese agnostic

Love being bullied by Sony

Technical difficulties in the hot dog department

A photoshopped version of a still of Jesse Plemmon’s character from the movie “Civil War” decked out in Roman Catholic DRIP

POLITICS Pope Leo for president? Meeting with Obama guru sparks speculation Terry Collins and Phillip M. Bailey USA TODAY Updated April 12, 2026, 9:08 p.m. ET

so are we just writing whatever now?

@facelabels.bsky.social usually errs on the side of caution, but I honestly feel it's calmed me down not having to see his stupid face everywhere. Especially last night.

Did Sephora do this?

Industrial Burning BeyStations