Virgil Van Dijk highlights 25/26

Fucking thrown into the fucking bin this. What the actual fuck. We have ZERO on the bench for midfield. If we don't fucking buy anyone in Jan I'm done.

Ugarte playing 50 000 people onside there.

Yeap. Fucking trash.

Gotta hang on for the point here.

Casemiro to ugarte is a MASSIVE drop off man.

He looks miles off it.

The moment Casemiro goes off #MUFC are fucked. Doesn't matter who we're playing.

Gassed that Bruno stuck that away.

Seskos target this season should be 20 shots on goal let alone 20 goals.

3 CBs in the back line whose sole purpose is to pass it to each other and to the wingbacks...

Sesko hasn't had a shot yet. Same issues Hojlund couldn't solve. We're finishing 15th again aren't we.....

From the likes of Irwin, Evra, Gnev, Valencia, even Young.. To diogo 'I'm shit but fit' dalot.

Of course sesko comes on and we forget how to pass a ball.

Bayindir catches a ball.... Somebody must have told him goalkeepers tend to do that.

We have about 3/4 players on the pitch currently who shouldn't even be in our reserves.

How the fuck is sesko not on this pitch yet. That Grimsby game took that much out of him eh

How has we sunk so low that Altay Bayindir is starting our first three games.

We are absolutely trash #mufc

Jersey.

Piss fucking poor. Fuck the lot of them.

Game over. Piss poor by United. Fuck off.. #mufc

They need 2 passes and they get through everyone, we need about 20... It's so dumb.

WE CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING CORNER JESUS CHRIST

Dalot just threw the ball out of play. Good fucking job la. Seriously

So looks like we need to buy a new striker, midfielder, wing back, and a goalkeeper in the summer..... All to go into the first team too. Seems easy enough.

Onana needs a extended amount of time on the bench. Bayindir in now.

The only way we seem to be able to climb the table is the teams around us playing other teams and losing. Fucking disgrace.

Can we sub off Dalot? He's the footballing equivalent of Mr. Bean.