Finde man könnte die Bundeswehr doch gleich nach Erlaubnis für viel mehr sachen fragen, so malicius compliance mäßig. Kurz zum Supermarkt? Email. Im Urlaub? Email. Auf Arbeit? Email.

You can ask your local career center for permission for a lot of things btw. Link: www.bundeswehr.de/de/organisat...

Hey, #Bundeswehr, I'm going to Aldi later, can I have your permission for that please?

#WPflG #MaliciousCompliance

Enshittification.

Up close with 2-year-old Willow, the muskox munching on some tasty lichen! Beneath that fuzzy, shaggy coat, muskoxen have a super-soft underlayer called qiviut, one of the warmest natural fibers in the world.

📹: Keeper Russell

Brave to post this in the wake of todays (still ongoing) outage😅

Thanks for making it easy to find all the pedophile supporters on Bluesky, makes it easier to extend the blocklist <3

Fuck the orange rapist.

*tries to log on to various required services for work*

*fails*

*gets warhammer paints out of the box as they do not rely on AWS*

Haiku of 'It was DNS' meme... "It's not DNS There's no way it's DNS It was DNS"

Evergreen 💚

So Mood Bloom by Hedonia preys on emotionally vulnerable people with a shitty farmville clone, a self funded unreviewed study and a fineprint that says it doesn't actually work, and instead of just banning that scam from the play store, google promotes it for world mental health day...

The audacity of #spotify asking for more money when their current state of the app (that I already pay too much for) looks like this

Update: Civil war canceled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative.

So it was another fascist killing their own, who would've guessed.

At least this time he didn't miss

This happened four years ago.

Nah, you also have botfarms like this where accounts just post random "positive" messages to give their accounts some credibility before they start shilling their scam business.

Wait until you realise that like half of the comments are bots...

Too many organizations take too many liberties with my email address

> Hmm, maybe I should check out #wplace, seems fun
> Great, they offer login with google or twitch, I have both. I'll try google.
>error - emails with domain x are not allowed
> Fine, I'll use twitch instead
> error - login with twitch is disabled

You have a recipe?

Next slide please.

Fuck/Marry/Kill: The triangle guy from squid game, the circle guy from swuid game, the square guy from squid game.

Theres also thispersondoesnotexist.com for the less tech savvy. Or one could upload pictures of actual repiblicans.

How to find Nazis:
1) Post "Fuck Nazis"
2) Wait for the "Don't call people you disagree with Nazis" comments
3) You found the Nazis.

The irony of getting an advertisement on how safe #WhatsApp is immediately after you've been added to a scam group on WhatsApp

I've moved my main conversation away from #WhatsApp, without deleting the app. Since then I'm getting a ridiculous amount of WhatsApp ads. Meaning either #Meta does read your messages or listens to your conversation :)

Okay who of y'all hacked matlab???

((Is not like I need to write a paper or sth))