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Posts by Local Alejandra Ruins Everything

The only A.I. I support is Abolish ICE.

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10 years ago today 💜🕊️

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Are those ears, @popculturezone.bsky.social?!

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And Muncy and Rushing are absolute BEASTS!

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29 years ago today, Mr. Burns had a ketchup problem.

#TheSimpsons episode “The Old Man and the Lisa” first aired April 20, 1997.

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Susie Carmichael from Rugrats

Susie Carmichael from Rugrats

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Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

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“It’s a side effect of the marijuana poisoning!!” #420

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Hope they're not broken!

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This Olive Garden is playing the song “My Guy” and I can’t help but think of this:

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#lol

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Aw, don’t do the cartoon rodents like that. They’re actually entertaining and meaningful.

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Godzilla churro!

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We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

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Nice! Whittier isn’t far from me either ❤️

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So sad how her life turned out.

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Alright, give me that!

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@exploding-girl.bsky.social

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I split my time between the app and the desktop, but I prefer the desktop whenever I can.

I was just worried that my internet was crapping out again.

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Is anyone else having issues with the Bluesky desktop interface?

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How Alejandra and Her Husband Settle an Argument 😀

Me: First, I want you to look into each other's eyes

Alejandra's husband: Your eyes, I've forgotten how beautiful they are

Alejandra: Let's never fight again.

H: We were fools to argue.

A: Let's not talk about that.

H: Let's not talk at all!

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Get away from me, you swine!!

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@exploding-girl.bsky.social is a queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!

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Her Spotify age?!

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Stan [to Dorothy]: You see, babe? It's all part of the big guy's master plan. I am but a humble servant.

Dorothy: Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley. You're a horse's ass.

#GoldenGirls
#DorothyInsultsStan

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