Posts by Local Alejandra Ruins Everything
Aw, don’t do the cartoon rodents like that. They’re actually entertaining and meaningful.
Godzilla churro!
We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿
Nice! Whittier isn’t far from me either ❤️
So sad how her life turned out.
Alright, give me that!
@exploding-girl.bsky.social
I split my time between the app and the desktop, but I prefer the desktop whenever I can.
I was just worried that my internet was crapping out again.
Is anyone else having issues with the Bluesky desktop interface?
How Alejandra and Her Husband Settle an Argument 😀
Me: First, I want you to look into each other's eyes
Alejandra's husband: Your eyes, I've forgotten how beautiful they are
Alejandra: Let's never fight again.
H: We were fools to argue.
A: Let's not talk about that.
H: Let's not talk at all!
Get away from me, you swine!!
@exploding-girl.bsky.social is a queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!
Her Spotify age?!
Stan [to Dorothy]: You see, babe? It's all part of the big guy's master plan. I am but a humble servant.
Dorothy: Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley. You're a horse's ass.
#GoldenGirls
#DorothyInsultsStan
I see you know your judo well 🙏
Kinky.
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A succulent Chinese meal while I make my husband watch an anniversary viewing of “22 Short Stories about Springfield” (for Steamed Hams) with me. Yes, I’m that kind of wifey 😁
30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.
#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.
😂😂😂
🎶 SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!! 🎶
A winning combination
@moviefandave.bsky.social
Björk
Yesterday when I picked up my youngest niece from school, she was telling me about her current music rotation when she then recalled the time I introduced her to Björk. “That was a game-changer for me,” she said.
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