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#lol

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Aw, don’t do the cartoon rodents like that. They’re actually entertaining and meaningful.

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Godzilla churro!

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We are literally at the point in history where the Pope is battling the Antichrist. 🍿

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Nice! Whittier isn’t far from me either ❤️

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So sad how her life turned out.

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Alright, give me that!

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@exploding-girl.bsky.social

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homer simpson from the simpsons is laying on the grass with his mouth open and his hands on his head ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is laying on the grass with his mouth open and his hands on his head
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I split my time between the app and the desktop, but I prefer the desktop whenever I can.

I was just worried that my internet was crapping out again.

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Is anyone else having issues with the Bluesky desktop interface?

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How Alejandra and Her Husband Settle an Argument 😀

Me: First, I want you to look into each other's eyes

Alejandra's husband: Your eyes, I've forgotten how beautiful they are

Alejandra: Let's never fight again.

H: We were fools to argue.

A: Let's not talk about that.

H: Let's not talk at all!

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Get away from me, you swine!!

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@exploding-girl.bsky.social is a queen of the harpies! Here's your crown, your majesty!

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Her Spotify age?!

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Stan [to Dorothy]: You see, babe? It's all part of the big guy's master plan. I am but a humble servant.

Dorothy: Mr. Belvedere is a humble servant, Stanley. You're a horse's ass.

#GoldenGirls
#DorothyInsultsStan

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I see you know your judo well 🙏

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Kinky.

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🙏✨

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A succulent Chinese meal while I make my husband watch an anniversary viewing of “22 Short Stories about Springfield” (for Steamed Hams) with me. Yes, I’m that kind of wifey 😁

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30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

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😂😂😂

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🎶 SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE!!! 🎶

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A winning combination

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@moviefandave.bsky.social

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Björk

Björk

Yesterday when I picked up my youngest niece from school, she was telling me about her current music rotation when she then recalled the time I introduced her to Björk. “That was a game-changer for me,” she said.

🥹❤️

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