🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Had a few of these mornings lately and it's gotten me on a weird "asleep at 9 pm" schedule I am fighting to get out of

His raw sexual appeal is driving them nuts

This really emphasizes how their imagined perfect world is at best tangentially connected to the real one

Very post 9/11 but without a specific inciting event

I don't think the Iranians would treat prisoners of war that badly. They know they have the moral upper hand here and they aren't going to blow it torturing captured pilots

Thinking of the Democratic Party is a giant marketing/PR department helps make a lot of sense of the way they operate (and why they're so obsessed with media)

I actually think there are people who refuse to believe you can joke about specific things. Not that it's an offensive joke, but that you can only be expressing sincere views when make one. Very interesting minds

aella's birthday gangbang. 1604 respondents to application survey, and it does down from there in to who came and how. 17 came in aella, 5 came in a fluffer, 15 didn't cum

I tend to get dogpiled every time I say this but: as someone *who likes bluesky and benefits from being here* we have a problem.

I was told that Iran keeps shooting down F35s so I asked how many F35s we have, and they told me "oh we just go get a new F35 afterwards" so i just said, "sounds like you're just feeding F35s to Iran" and then they started crying.

About 3 times the size of my cat!

Each of the Trump appointed justices have their one good issue and that one is Gorsuch's

Genuinely kinda dumb woman too. Can't even claim she was the smart one

The American system is stupid for a lot of reasons, but our worship of the constitution leads to a lot of very funny attempts to justify completely modern interests by saying long dead people would have agreed

Kind of funny how they've embraced Trump, a man who has no concept of intellectual justification, and still feel bound to pretend they still have to intellectually justify anything

Not sure what's the voter that can be swung, but yes, they're enthusiastic

I love y'all but you gotta learn the value of saying "that's dumb" and then moving on with your day

I could see a few of these guys getting charged in the way Chauvin got charged, but I don't expect anyone of note to get any sort of punishment

birds

Very funny thing to claim Trump did

Absolutely 0% chance that story is true

But if you could just stay in stage 3 forever somehow and not die, that would solve everything

Finisher is The Ban Hammer

catchphrase is "watch, it,,"

God I wish the Yellon Boyz were a wrestling tag team

When I saw him batting third I could feel thousands of Cubs fans grumbling about it

Always surprising to remember she's not yet 30

Also there's a FPV drone video of his death set to Rob Zombie's Dragula

It's so cool that Olivia Nuzzi was like "I need this man inside me"