Wow, Jill. Real stereotypical of you. Not all cops like donuts, you know.

What if she thinks you're calling her fat?

We should steer away from flowers. Don't be basic.

... ok, maybe. Depends who you're giving them to.

{ Poke poke poke. Poke. }

Woah, look at you. Bedhead. Eheh.

Good morning. Go get ready for the day. Unless you already have...

... You started bleeding there. So a police girl in a flower girl outfit gets you going? Nnnoted.

You should get her a gift. Maybe handcuffs, with your initials carved in? ... maybe not. Kinda kinky.

... Police sell flowers...?

Did you give them to her?

That's how they're designed, Jilly. Traded a high-tech technological wonder for a bundle of flowers that'll wither in 2 days.

Thank you for your loss.

Yes, you could? Just adjust the settings.

Is it dead

What the actual fuck am I looking at

A bonsai is much prettier than a bouquet. Who was it for, your little girlfriend?

Let's take a look. 👀

You've got a lot of unresolved issues, I can assume.

THAT'S what your mind went to?

Girls love a giant gaping maw, nowadays. Good for biting. Masochists...

You're a sellout, is what I'm getting from this. For shame...

Wow. Soooo spacious in here. Have you maybe thought about, I dunno, decorating a little more? I'm dead, but that doesn't mean I want to sit around in an oversized coffin.

{ NC }

Oopsie. Myyy bad.

{ NC }

You messed up that first part, Joker.~

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Maybe this time
it will end
a happier note.
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