Thom yorkes biting commentary on the state of our society holds up even today

Cheddar learned how to catch flies, and now he wont stop licking my face with fly breath

I always think itd feel so good to pull that off, if i could build a tolerance for running without my heart acting up

I can smoke in my apartment because i have a dog who breathes in smoke

The beer...refreshing!

Youre joking

Entire baguette dinner

theres no way... im star struck

SOMEONE JUST GOT 13 ORPHANS AGAINST ME???!?!?!?!!??!!?!

Sometimes life is so unbearably saccharine it goes down like medicine, dont shoot the messenger

thats right

imagining a pervert who gets off on being the only player not in tenpai at an exhaustive draw

It was the stage name of an actor in a 70s gay porn i saw in theaters last night lol

I met my girlfriend off of Lex but shes normal

My stage name is "pristine condition"

I feel like i was just struck by lightning in a good way

This was really beautiful, i could not hear oppenheimer through the walls

Gay people that i dont entirely recognize are waving at me

Rape is a beautiful name for a seed

Nukes are gonna be going off nextdoor to the art house gay porn i bought tickets to tonight

Every time im back in sacramento i end up just listening to no love deep web the whole time, because thats exactly what sacramento makes you feel like

Nothing has ever made as much sense as discovering death grips is from sacramento

Eating while walking will open your eyes, let you see through the bullshit

A million firetrucks just pulled up to my apartment so i leaned my head out the window and instantly started coughing on smoke. By the time i had run outside to see what was going on all the firemen were leaving, said they couldnt find the fire and shrugged it off

Major scientific breakthrough, scientists just put a robots brain into a robots body for the first time

Scientists made nematodes in the computer, and then put them back in the physical realm, where we already have nematodes