Not bigger than yours though 🤭

The stripes make it look bigger I’m noticing 🤔🙂‍↕️

#humpday

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I’m not what you need, get away from me 🎶

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Lucifer curing Constantine of his cancer just so he wouldn’t die and go to heaven was next level Petty 😂

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Just to be clear. If you’re a barb i don’t think you should be alive. So arguing with me is pointless 😂 just go jump off a bridge or step into traffic or something. Do the world a huge favor.

Was out doing DoorDash and they left a big tip. Excuse me while I cry in my car 😭

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I just want to go to bed 🛌 but it’s too early still 😩

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I smoke every day. It being 4/20 doesn’t change a thing 😂 I forgot it was even a holiday until someone texted me

Be the driver 😂

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Strong possibility. But that’s only if someone physically hurt you

I keep getting friend zoned so I think ima tap out

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I am not shady 😂 how dare you

Why you gotta bring up the past? 😂 I didn’t bring it to the internet. He did 😂

I’ve done nothing wrong 😂 I was just confused as to why he don’t have snacks. I stay with snacks 😂

I would never 😂

How you Thicc and don’t got snacks?! Get it together 😂

I wouldn’t have been as depressed that’s fa sure

🫶🏾 it’s just who I am 🥹

@keemfraiche.bsky.social @twilitaries.bsky.social would be down

@theygotmegirl.bsky.social cause technically I was on vacation when I met him 😂

@keemfraiche.bsky.social got the snacks 😂 I just know it

@theygotmegirl.bsky.social ol mean ass

@brilliantbeeh.bsky.social because I needed someone who could help me see a different perspective

@brilliantbeeh.bsky.social and I would be having carpool karaoke the whole time 😂 singing down!

I don’t do roommates. I like being naked too much

Messy 😂 I won’t be answering

@theygotmegirl.bsky.social
@brilliantbeeh.bsky.social
@lwrncjones.bsky.social

Me.

I’m not one to go to others for anything regarding how I feel. It’s a trauma response I’m aware of. 🙂‍↕️

I really like these simple but cute nails o

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I can neither confirm nor deny your statement per my lawyers counsel 🤭