Eric Swalwell resorts to emergency 23AndMe submission seeking proof of Italian heritage

We used to be a proper geology

I want the spinoff with the aunts

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They could start impeachment talks. Or 25th Amendment talks. Or LITERALLY ANYTHING to be even a tenth of the thorn in Republicans' side as Republicans were during Dem presidencies

Hm, I don’t know. But what an unforced error—to exclude, in print, a whole denomination!

I didn’t think most Catholics had mass on Good Friday… why not call it an ecumenical service? (I know why)

MS Maybe-Next-Week

Hey did everyone see Clavicular get his ass beat after he challenged a cancer survivor leftist to a jujitsu match, who said as he was choking him out ‘this is for all the bullshit I gotta watch on my fucking feed’… we need more of this not more podcasts

Actually, that would be a really fun stat for Bluesky!

They’re doing it again today!!

From Russia with fun!

This is a trap (complimentary)

Only if the capitalists laugh like “Haw haw haw!”

That’s why you couldn’t make Blazing Saddles nowadays (it would be copyright infringement)

Cortisolmaxxing

Arrested Development screencap: George (Jeffrey Tambor) sitting in an attic with several dolls and a tea set. He's saying, "Now, who wants to take their top off?"

Same energy

I always thought Sinclair’s dinosaur thing was a little bleak.

The AI slop proposal is just *chef’s kiss*

Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

We also don’t know if “the left” not voting cost Kamala the election. They’re making it up! They’re trying to cover for the fact that she was a terrible candidate!

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

Seinfeld screencap: Elaine Benes sits in a movie theater next to J. Peterman watching “The English Patient,” which she hates. She is leaning forward, exasperated, saying, “and just die already.”

Whenever I see Donald Trump doing or saying evil shit

Let's hope not

Just a wafer-thin mint

Lol always the AI slop

Holy shit, they did the Family Guy cutaway
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvPi...

Excited for my seminar students to experience their first queer-as-verb in this weekend's reading

I just brought my 18 year old to go vote for the first time and we both proudly voted for Gavin Newsom! It was a poll on who should eat a big platter of horse shit on live tv.

Email from James Carville with the subject line, “I can’t shut up about Ohio”

Could’ve just stopped after the first four words, I think