I'm blocked, as well. But I'd already blocked that schmuck.

Schwierig

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Itschi bitschi Butterbrot/
ist die ganze Nase rot/
ist die ganze Nase weiß/
weil ich …. heiß

Ein Hoserl um 500 Kröten erscheint dann doch recht luxuriös 🙄

A bunny adrift on a tiny ice floe asks a passing seal for help. the seal has a fish in its mouth, and it is a moonlit night on a calm sea.

Daily bunny no.3294 could use a ride home

Get in the robot Shinji

felix the cat is wearing sunglasses and walking Alt: felix the cat is walking and whistling happily. animated gif with slightly psychedelic optics

Happy Bicycle Day to all who observe 🧪🥼

Toad hurried back to the river.

“Frog,” he shouted, “it’s me. It’s your best friend, Toad!”

Toad sits up in bed, enthusiastically making a list. From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*

One morning Toad sat in bed. “I have many things to do,” he said. “I will write them all down on a list so that I can remember them.”

Tastes even better ^^

When it comes to chard, making Blitva is the way. With lots of garlic.

Net sag Tschechei

The "I made this" meme but the first guy has an Iranian flag, he's handing a globe to American flag guy Iran: I'm blocking the strait America: you're blocking the strait? (concerned) America: (thinking) America: I'm blocking the strait

Toad ran across the meadow again. He waved the kite over his head. He jumped up and down. The kite went up in the air and crashed into the grass.

1A Schattenwurf

I've talked about it before, but there is a class of centrist politician that genuinely gets a buzz from being 'forced' to do deeply horrible things for supposed long-term good, who have essentially fetishised the notion of being vindicated by history.

paint it over with red to get beautiful brown? 🤗

Frog was trembling. “I am not afraid!” he shouted.

🫂

For those of us who never used all of our Bluesky invite codes before they went away, they should be turned into uninvite codes where we can delete accounts of our choice

Denk amal scharf nach

wtf

HormuzCoin is a thing now?!

explosively formed penetrator

Bitte gern :)

Das ist eine sogenannte Ellipse: „wer es sich leisten kann super, wer [es sich] nicht [leisten kann] bleibt über"

Yes of course